The Sexual Experience Thread

Engine · 12-30-2012, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fck

The other day I learned I am allergic to latex the hard way....

How much did you eat?

Burning Down · 12-30-2012, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fck

The other day I learned I am allergic to latex the hard way....

Oh no! Polyurethane condoms. There's your solution.

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Originally Posted by Engine

How much did you eat?

fck · 12-30-2012, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh no! Polyurethane condoms. There's your solution.

Yea, so I learned. And now I get to carry around an EpiPen so I feel cool.

fck · 12-30-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

How much did you eat?

All of it.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-30-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by zevokes

whoa now... just because i said i've had some interesting offers does not mean i was implying any knowledge whatsoever of bdsm. that is entirely not my thing. i have great sex and hurt myself enough outside the sac that i'm well enough stimulated to have no need of it. to me, bdsm is like drugs. and i'm not going to use another person like a drug, and i'm sure as hell not going to let them use me like one. no offense, but the psychological framework involved in the participation of things like that is, to me, unhealthy. sorry if that grinds your gears, but surely, being a dominatrix, you are prepared for the existence of this type of mindset.

all that being said, there's good money in catering to peoples' strange desires, so all the power to you. we are, after all, given only a capitalist system to create a survival schema inside of.

I'm taking the piss, relax

Rjinn · 12-30-2012, 06:36 PM

I seem to be unable to differentiate between friendliness and flirtatiousness. I'd like to hear how you guys can tell. I've been in so many situations where I assume the person is being friendly but it's not the case. Usually my friends point it out and say "You know she was hitting on you right? You're hopeless..." Anyone else go through this?

wiggums · 12-30-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rjinn

I seem to be unable to differentiate between friendliness and flirtatiousness. I'd like to hear how you guys can tell. I've been in so many situations where I assume the person is being friendly but it's not the case. Usually my friends point it out and say "You know she was hitting on you right? You're hopeless..." Anyone else go through this?

Yes. And the reverse, which I think in many cases is worse.

Guybrush · 12-31-2012, 12:56 AM

I remember not being able to recognize flirting when it happened to me, but now I find it fairly easy. Sometimes, a woman dedicates her attention to me and I notice there's some sort of eagerness that makes it seem a bit more than simply polite gesture. The obviousness of it differs of course (perhaps there are compliments or she seems really interested in what I do), but it's not so hard to pick up on. I guess the language might be just as subtle now as it was then, but perhaps the added years of social experience makes the difference. Or it could be that women around my age (30) are a lot easier to read in general than they were 10 years ago.

I still get it wrong from time to time, though. One time I was at a concert with my wife, I saw this girl who was winking at me. As I always do, I proudly beamed at my wife (then GF) telling her how that girl in the crowd over there had the hots for me. Turned out she was just having really bad facial tics.

FETCHER. · 12-31-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

I remember not being able to recognize flirting when it happened to me, but now I find it fairly easy. Sometimes, a woman dedicates her attention to me and I notice there's some sort of eagerness that makes it seem a bit more than simply polite gesture. The obviousness of it differs of course (perhaps there are compliments or she seems really interested in what I do), but it's not so hard to pick up on. I guess the language might be just as subtle now as it was then, but perhaps the added years of social experience makes the difference. Or it could be that women around my age (30) are a lot easier to read in general than they were 10 years ago.

I still get it wrong from time to time, though. One time I was at a concert with my wife, I saw this girl who was winking at me. As I always do, I proudly beamed at my wife (then GF) telling her how that girl in the crowd over there had the hots for me. Turned out she was just having really bad facial tics.

that is just priceless.

victoria sponge · 01-01-2013, 02:03 PM

Wrong forum.

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Rjinn The Aerosol in your Soul Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: New South Wales, Australia Posts: 1,546	I seem to be unable to differentiate between friendliness and flirtatiousness. I'd like to hear how you guys can tell. I've been in so many situations where I assume the person is being friendly but it's not the case. Usually my friends point it out and say "You know she was hitting on you right? You're hopeless..." Anyone else go through this? __________________ last.fm

12-31-2012, 12:56 AM	#6838 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	I remember not being able to recognize flirting when it happened to me, but now I find it fairly easy. Sometimes, a woman dedicates her attention to me and I notice there's some sort of eagerness that makes it seem a bit more than simply polite gesture. The obviousness of it differs of course (perhaps there are compliments or she seems really interested in what I do), but it's not so hard to pick up on. I guess the language might be just as subtle now as it was then, but perhaps the added years of social experience makes the difference. Or it could be that women around my age (30) are a lot easier to read in general than they were 10 years ago. I still get it wrong from time to time, though. One time I was at a concert with my wife, I saw this girl who was winking at me. As I always do, I proudly beamed at my wife (then GF) telling her how that girl in the crowd over there had the hots for me. Turned out she was just having really bad facial tics. __________________ Something Completely Different

01-01-2013, 02:03 PM	#6840 (permalink)
victoria sponge Groupie Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 11	Wrong forum. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Last edited by victoria sponge; 04-28-2015 at 08:58 AM.