The Sexual Experience Thread

[storymilo]

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I feel like you could totally be my ex, but all he listened to was goddamn Blink 182.

And there goes my belief that you're lesbian.

Well actually not really. But now I'm not 100% sure.

But everyone's **** at handjobs...

There are no other lesbians in the bum**** midwest. I go out with guys to keep from dying of boredom/just to make Baby Jesus cry. Technically bi.
I'm sorta lazy, I just picture everyone as their avatar. So you're TBL.

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

I dunno, hate to be vulnerable and break the "TA IS A MURDEROUS PSYCO PENIS!" thing I had going on, but I'm kinda a huge cryer, so its not so much as sinning correctly as being sh*t at something as simple as tugjorbs and that eroding already low self-esteem? BAAAAAWL.
I feel like you could totally be my ex, but all he listened to was goddamn Blink 182.

The self esteem thing, as a woman.. bringing pain to a man's pocket rocket must make you feel some nice warm sick evil feeling in your black hearts?

(I'm going through a woman are evil phase at the mo, don't take it personally.)

Blink 182, haha. One of the first bands I started listening to, God damn my sister getting into them, I still occasionally put them on from time to time

[storymilo]

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

There are no other lesbians in the bum**** midwest. I go out with guys to keep from dying of boredom/just to make Baby Jesus cry. Technically bi.
I'm sorta lazy, I just picture everyone as their avatar. So you're TBL.

You're megan fox... fuck yeah.

Wait and fasho's Katy Perry.. this could get hot pretty fast.

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

There are no other lesbians in the bum**** midwest. I go out with guys to keep from dying of boredom/just to make Baby Jesus cry. Technically bi.
I'm sorta lazy, I just picture everyone as their avatar. So you're TBL.

In da murder mitten there are like, 398589389358935893983589 of them. But they'z fulla dramaz

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by Paloma

But everyone's **** at handjobs...

One girl I was with was brilliant at them, even more astonishingly, I was the first guy she ever did anything with!

Then she went to Uni and is probably getting rattled as we speak.

[storymilo]

I want to move to a city with an all-girls college when I get older. They'll either be lesbian or desperate for boys

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

The self esteem thing, as a woman.. bringing pain to a man's pocket rocket must make you feel some nice warm sick evil feeling in your black hearts?

Um......yes?

Originally Posted by Paloma

In da murder mitten there are like, 398589389358935893983589 of them. But they'z fulla dramaz

My mom says this is just a phase, but I swear if I was the fwapping type, I would have fwapped it to your picture 398589389358935893983589 times. You're FABULOUS, I don't even care if its incest.

Originally Posted by storymilo

You're megan fox... fuck yeah. Wait and fasho's Katy Perry.. this could get hot pretty fast.

If I'm Megan Fox from Jennifer's Body, I would rather eat Katy Perry then **** her. She's kinda a chode.

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Frankly, I'd rather a girl who isn't squirting all over the place. As long as you aren't a dusty leather-cunt, I don't need water-works.

Guy perspective anyway.

Girls don't actually want to be squirters, do they?
Just curious...

I don't think it's whether or not we want to, but it's to know if we can do it and how it feels. Which brings me to 333.

Originally Posted by 333

It's not that I want to be a squirter, but I want to experience it! I've heard and seen (on screen) that it's unlike the typical orgasm. And I agree about wetness. If I get too soaked, which I tend to do, it kind of desensitizes penetration for me. There have been times where I almost feel the ejaculation coming on, but I just lose it. Now that I've experienced being on the brink of it, I want a full-fledged orgasm with the ejaculation. What can I say? I like experimenting. If it doesn't feel any better than my regular orgasms, I'll stop spraying my plasma juices all over the place.

It doesn't feel much different, in my experience.
It feels like you're squirting, or it doesn't feel like you're squirting and you see it wherever you squirted and it's kind of obvious.
I don't squirt, though, I just have before.
I don't think it's something that happens to girls often, I think it just happens sometimes to some girls.