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Old 05-20-2013, 01:57 PM   #8121 (permalink)
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& how do I know who in here is a mod?
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Old 05-20-2013, 01:57 PM   #8122 (permalink)
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& how do I know who in here is a mod?
They're the ones with the blue usernames
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:01 PM   #8123 (permalink)
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You are so right, and some people think their fantasies are too extreme for their significant other but you never know unless you ask!
I have some extreme fantasies.

One involves a midget, a potato sack, and a jar of mayonaise.
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:02 PM   #8124 (permalink)
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I have some extreme fantasies.

One involves a midget, a potato sack, and a jar of mayonaise.
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:05 PM   #8125 (permalink)
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They're the ones with the blue usernames
lol, I just noticed those are the ones that have made it clear how much they like me, so I'm sure my request won't be denied. I might as well do a public request


@Burning Down or @Vanilla, I would like my name changed.
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:10 PM   #8126 (permalink)
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lol, I just noticed those are the ones that have made it clear how much they "like" me, so I'm sure my request won't be denied. I might as well do a public request


@Burning Down or @Vanilla, I would like my name changed.
If you tell me what you want it changed to I'll get our super mod Yac to change it.
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if you tell me what you want it changed to i'll get our super mod yac to change it.

Capitalize the N & E in my name
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:31 PM   #8128 (permalink)
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Capitalize the N & E in my name
Okay, I'll let him know.
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Old 05-20-2013, 05:14 PM   #8129 (permalink)
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I almost did it guys! Told her to just relax and went down on her very suave for a good 10 minutes and completely went ham on her. We stopped cause I wasn't wearing a rubber, but she told me she was about to cum if I hadn't of stopped. Major boost to my confidence.

Major shout outs to Duga, Hermione, and Vanilla. Not Ass Napkin ed, I think he's a bit of a douche.
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I almost did it guys! Told her to just relax and went down on her very suave for a good 10 minutes and completely went ham on her. We stopped cause I wasn't wearing a rubber, but she told me she was about to cum if I hadn't of stopped. Major boost to my confidence.
Why didn't you just continue with the oral? Good job though.
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