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Old 05-20-2013, 11:13 AM   #8101 (permalink)
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Or just bring her to the edge of the bed so you can kneel on the floor. Or do it on a chair or couch.
I was thinking this actually, and then just get her legs off the bed, her torso and up still on it, and just rail her standing up.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:19 AM   #8102 (permalink)
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I was thinking this actually, and then just get her legs off the bed, her torso and up still on it, and just rail her standing up.
Get her legs onto your shoulders.
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Old 05-20-2013, 11:20 AM   #8103 (permalink)
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I was thinking this actually, and then just get her legs off the bed, her torso and up still on it, and just rail her standing up.
I always preferred eating pussy laying down. Your jaw gets sore just finger that **** into submission.
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Old 05-20-2013, 12:38 PM   #8104 (permalink)
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What I do is make sure all the nuts are the right size as my tool and then I start wrenching on them hard....

Oh wait, this is the sex thread? I thought this was auto-motive....

In that case, what I do is ...make sure all the nuts are the right size as my tool and then I start wrenching on them hard.


edit: I just realized it sounds like I'm talking about some really great gay sex here.
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Old 05-20-2013, 12:44 PM   #8105 (permalink)
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Thanks. Communication really is the #1 tool when it comes to improving sex.

Then if you know and agree with what I said, why did you make that post? Thrusting away and expecting that she'll come from that like you will doesn't work.You also can't just have a rigid MO during foreplay and sex either. The only way to really know how to get a woman off is by talking to her and getting her to tell you what she wants from you and what she likes.


Some people are also just anorgasmic - not able to achieve orgasm due to a variety of factors (most commonly being on antidepressants or using other drugs consistently).

If Slow Groove and his girlfriend have been together for awhile, then sure it's about time they have a conversation or something about what they like. If they've only been together for like, less than 6 months lets say, then that's also a good time to start the communication.

Are you sure this comment is for me, b/c I never said or implied any of the things highlighted you remarked on.
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Old 05-20-2013, 12:44 PM   #8106 (permalink)
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Yeah then you are still learning what she likes, and she's learning what you like. Just be honest with her and ask straightforward questions. It will benefit both of you!
That's exactly right, don't be afraid to as about each others sexual fantasies too.
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Old 05-20-2013, 12:46 PM   #8107 (permalink)
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What I do is make sure all the nuts are the right size as my tool and then I start wrenching on them hard....

Oh wait, this is the sex thread? I thought this was auto-motive....

In that case, what I do is ...make sure all the nuts are the right size as my tool and then I start wrenching on them hard.


edit: I just realized it sounds like I'm talking about some really great gay sex here.
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Are you sure this comment is for me, b/c I never said or implied any of the things highlighted you remarked on.
General "you". Wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

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That's exactly right, don't be afraid to as about each others sexual fantasies too.
Sometimes that's where it gets tricky though. People often don't like admitting their fantasies to the other person because they think they're weird or creepy. But it shouldn't be that way.
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If you're asking me if I it's impossible for me to not talk about great gay sex Hermione....hmm...yes that might be impossible.

*but no seriously, I was just trying to make a joke, I just realized how it sounded after I posted it.

I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being gay at all! Just clarifying where I'm at in life.

I don't fantasize about those....gorgeous....throbbing...ding dongs....flopping all over....

Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom!
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If you're asking me if I it's impossible for me to not talk about great gay sex Hermione....hmm...yes that might be impossible.

*but no seriously, I was just trying to make a joke, I just realized how it sounded after I posted it.

I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being gay at all! Just clarifying where I'm at in life.

I don't fantasize about those....gorgeous....throbbing...ding dongs....flopping all over....

Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom!
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