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Old 05-29-2013, 10:52 AM   #8371 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:19 AM   #8372 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:41 PM   #8373 (permalink)
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What is everyone's thoughts on being used for get off material? I don't think I've ever been the subject of anyone's fantasies, but I think I would find it strangely flattering if I was. I know a lot of people squick at the thought, but is it really the case? Do we not find even the slightest bit of flattery in the possibility of being fapped to?
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:51 PM   #8374 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:55 PM   #8375 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:00 PM   #8376 (permalink)
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What is everyone's thoughts on being used for get off material? I don't think I've ever been the subject of anyone's fantasies, but I think I would find it strangely flattering if I was. I know a lot of people squick at the thought, but is it really the case? Do we not find even the slightest bit of flattery in the possibility of being fapped to?
I fapped about guys before which the knew about and apparently guys have fapped to me. It's a big turn on indeed. I love imagining a guys cock in me.
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Old 06-01-2013, 09:05 AM   #8377 (permalink)
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I fapped about guys before which the knew about and apparently guys have fapped to me. It's a big turn on indeed. I love imagining a guys cock in me.
I don't think girls can say "fap". It's a pretty specific noise associated with the sound of a guy's hand hitting his waist when he's going up and down on his shaft. I don't know that it can apply to a girl fingering herself. I wonder if that might be the first time anyone's ever explicitly explained the meaning of the "word" "fap"?
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Batlord, spend more time on interwebs outside of MB. Fap started off that way but it just means masturbation now and girls can masturbate so girls can say Fap.
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Batlord, spend more time on interwebs outside of MB. Fap started off that way but it just means masturbation now and girls can masturbate so girls can say Fap.
I'm aware of that, but if "fap" is supposed to be onomatopoeia then it doesn't make sense for a girl to use it.
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it can be applied to a girl, If she slaps her clit after getting her fingers wet from either her mouth or her pussy. It will make enough of a fap sound.
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