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Guybrush 07-09-2013 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1341591)
You missed out on a few other gems as well

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/54...ml#post1338667

I personally like the "pakistani" one.
Hmm, I have to check that out. Perhaps I'll even make a contribution :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 216
tore you have to pay for those private chats :laughing::laughing::laughing:
No freebies for forum friends? What a cheapskate :p:

The Batlord 07-09-2013 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 216 (Post 1341597)
tore you have to pay for those private chats :laughing::laughing::laughing:


one thing i hate about sex is sweating so much cause it makes me not wanna do missionary and i like that position. this one time back when i had longer hair, sweat drops were dripping right down on this one girls face and she was like wtf. and then after that i was always hyper aware of it.
Hermione, make with the grossed out gifs already. They are overdue.

butthead aka 216 07-09-2013 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1341373)
You sound like a real charmer, I can't imagine why anyone would be less than thrilled to have your cock in their mouth.
some are, some aren't. boring blowjobs are just irritating


another thing i find sexy is when a girl has just shaved and i dont even mean just down there i mean like her legs or arms or whatever. i think it turns me on because its feminine and i like feelin smooth skin

Sansa Stark 07-09-2013 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1341599)

No freebies for forum friends? What a cheapskate :p:
Freebies are only for
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78...ps056276d1.png

butthead aka 216 07-13-2013 07:32 PM
i told that girl today that SHE IS A SELFISH LOVER AND I AM DONE WITH THE BULL****. all high n mighty like shes. like the movie 40 yr old virgin, the black guy says pussy on the pedestal. well she wanna stand on top of it. im like ok this is crazy yea the sex is good but i was lying. cause like i said, bad pizza is still good pizza. but at the end, just cheese plain and no topps on it. wtf do i see in you anyways really. i enjoy fighting and tumultion dont get it wrong. but HER she doesnt understand selfish.

14232949 07-14-2013 10:02 PM
216, how much coke had you rubbed into your gums when you wrote that masterpiece?

FETCHER. 07-15-2013 07:18 AM
I had sex in a tent at the festival I was at. 99% sure that his friend could hear us, I'll never be able to look the boy in the eye again.

Cuthbert 07-15-2013 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mankycaaant (Post 1344658)
216, how much coke had you rubbed into your gums when you wrote that masterpiece?
:d

Arya Stark 07-15-2013 08:11 AM
Bad Pizza is still good Pizza.
LMAO

butthead aka 216 07-15-2013 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1344658)
216, how much coke had you rubbed into your gums when you wrote that masterpiece?
caked up, kid


tent sex ahhhh man ive done it and thats like the worst place. im like hyper aware of bugs and easily distracted anyways during sex. im kinda specific with thing slike i dont evne like the tv on cause i get distracted maybe its ADHD undiagnosed????? plus its so clostrophobic and the ground has rock on it and stiff. i do find other people hearing hott tho


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