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Old 11-25-2013, 10:51 PM   #9701 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever thought about having sex with a brain out of it's casing?
I think I remember finding a screenshot of a 4chan thread where this one dude went on vacation and came back with a skull from some ancient catacombs or whatever, and he posted pics of his dick in the skull.

He skullfucked an ancient artifact.
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Old 11-26-2013, 08:41 AM   #9702 (permalink)
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I think I remember finding a screenshot of a 4chan thread where this one dude went on vacation and came back with a skull from some ancient catacombs or whatever, and he posted pics of his dick in the skull.

He skullfucked an ancient artifact.
That guy is my hero. On a similar note I'm considering asking my friend if I can have his leg when he dies. Not the most subversive thing in the world, but I know I can trap him in an involved debate on the pros and cons and the morality of it all that will end in my favor and him being annoyed yet amused.
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:31 AM   #9703 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever thought about having sex with a brain out of it's casing?
All the time. Get outta my head.
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:34 AM   #9704 (permalink)
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All the time. Get outta my head.
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:19 PM   #9705 (permalink)
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That guy is my hero. On a similar note I'm considering asking my friend if I can have his leg when he dies. Not the most subversive thing in the world, but I know I can trap him in an involved debate on the pros and cons and the morality of it all that will end in my favor and him being annoyed yet amused.
... Are you gonna fuck it?
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Old 11-26-2013, 09:23 PM   #9706 (permalink)
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That guy is my hero. On a similar note I'm considering asking my friend if I can have his leg when he dies. Not the most subversive thing in the world, but I know I can trap him in an involved debate on the pros and cons and the morality of it all that will end in my favor and him being annoyed yet amused.


Nábrókarstafur - "A pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man that are capable of producing an endless supply of money"
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:17 AM   #9707 (permalink)
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Nábrókarstafur - "A pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man that are capable of producing an endless supply of money"
I tried and tried to think of some kind of cheeky pun for this, but seriously, that's one of the strangest things I've ever seen. That's some freaky Ed Gein shit up in there.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:25 AM   #9708 (permalink)
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It reminds me of the documentary the pig farm serial killer!
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Old 11-27-2013, 09:37 AM   #9709 (permalink)
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I tried and tried to think of some kind of cheeky pun for this...
Pants from the skin of a dead man???

Guess you'd have to pack those in your carrion luggage huh.
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