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Old 03-21-2011, 09:19 AM   #3741 (permalink)
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I'm so one of them. I'm wet before the guy even touches me hahaha.
whoa, how'd I miss this?

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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:22 AM   #3742 (permalink)
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I've got a total fan girl crush on Julian Casablancas right now, so definitely him. Besides the fact that he's the most gorgeous man to grace this earth, his voice is enough to make anyone melt. Plus I think there's something about his rock n' roll attitude.

Not sure if I'm adding the video the way I'm supposed to be. Hopefully the video will appear once I post this.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:26 AM   #3743 (permalink)
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Newsom is the only acceptable answer.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:35 AM   #3744 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:40 AM   #3745 (permalink)
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Tina Weymouth. I'd let her play my bass. (?)

Always had a thing for Dolores O'Riordan and Debbie Harry as well.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:53 AM   #3746 (permalink)
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no. i don't like holes. cause holes are stinky and looks very ugly.
penis on the other hand are nice to look at and does not generally smell like dead fish.
I think that's very demeaning. There's a lot more to a woman than just a vagina.

Like tits, for example.
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Old 03-21-2011, 11:55 AM   #3747 (permalink)
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I would let Natasha Kahn do whatever she wants to me. Her and Yuki Chikudate.
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:14 PM   #3748 (permalink)
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Pussy lips are just a beautiful sight imo.
Hey I'm mostly straight and I still think that vaginas kind of look gross. When the lips are spread it just kind of looks like an open wound.
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:28 PM   #3749 (permalink)
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Hey I'm mostly straight and I still think that vaginas kind of look gross. When the lips are spread it just kind of looks like an open wound.
I dunno, I guess the picture that I have in my head is of them tightly closed so they just look like vertical lips instead of the horizontal ones that are part of their mouth.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:32 PM   #3750 (permalink)
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I dunno, I guess the picture that I have in my head is of them tightly closed so they just look like vertical lips instead of the horizontal ones that are part of their mouth.
I feel you. Closed pussy equals hot. But open pussy equals gunshot wound.
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