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Old 03-15-2012, 12:00 AM   #4971 (permalink)
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Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?
Lol would he not have done it on his own?
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:52 AM   #4972 (permalink)
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To be honest, I wouldn't complain
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:19 AM   #4973 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:38 AM   #4974 (permalink)
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Lol would he not have done it on his own?
He has, but I just wanted to see for myself

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If I did it to you? Oh boy
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Old 03-15-2012, 02:34 PM   #4975 (permalink)
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Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.

However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:13 PM   #4976 (permalink)
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Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.
Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes Yeah we trust each other a lot

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However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.
You should be! He's probably stronger than you!
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Old 03-15-2012, 03:28 PM   #4977 (permalink)
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Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes Yeah we trust each other a lot
Aw, that's nice! I don't think I'm that far in a relationship to really be able to say that about her - if I started measuring her breasts or something and she woke up, I'd be more than embarrassed.
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If I look at the situation from his shoes, I'd be cracking my knuckles if I found my girlfriend doing that to some foreign ginger kid like me. I'd ask her thoroughly disinfect her hands too after defenestrating him.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:01 PM   #4978 (permalink)
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Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?
So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:07 PM   #4979 (permalink)
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So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.
I would hope so. What a letdown that would have been. Hope he got a happy ending for his troubles.
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Old 03-15-2012, 04:11 PM   #4980 (permalink)
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I'm average, but I've never had complaints from long term girlfriends. One night stands are all about me, so I never really cared to get an honest critique from them. They seemed to enjoy it, too, and that's all I care about. As long as you aren't tiny even when hard, I think the old saying "it's how you use it" really applies.
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