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Old 09-24-2012, 08:49 PM   #6141 (permalink)
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I've never had this problem nor have I known anybody who does. Maybe it's a foreskin hygiene issue, as those tend to get snipped over here.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:20 PM   #6142 (permalink)
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He's circumcised.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:20 PM   #6143 (permalink)
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I've never had this problem nor have I known anybody who does. Maybe it's a foreskin hygiene issue, as those tend to get snipped over here.
Foreskin is not an issue as long as the guy cleans himself regularly and properly. If you let **** build up in there, then yeah there's going to be a hygiene problem.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:28 PM   #6144 (permalink)
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This really would be the part in the discussion where a good "Land down under" joke, would come in handy, even though it's New Zealand and I'm really not up for the challenge of working a kiwi reference in there.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:47 PM   #6145 (permalink)
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So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"
Ah years of evolution at work. He most likely had something and either didn't tell you or didn't know himself. From what I read about oral sex in books on human sexuality, part of the purpose of oral sex was to gauge the healthiness of the male, to see if his seed was worthy of being passed on.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:28 AM   #6146 (permalink)
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I like sex to much and have intercourse with my Gf twice in a week indeed, otherwise I just go crazy for it.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:11 AM   #6147 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:14 AM   #6148 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:16 AM   #6149 (permalink)
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Foreskin is not an issue as long as the guy cleans himself regularly and properly. If you let **** build up in there, then yeah there's going to be a hygiene problem.
I don't know how that happens. I'm not circumcised, and I've never had that problem. Are they just self conscious about sudsing up their meat and two veg?
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:37 AM   #6150 (permalink)
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So back to sex, I hate going down on a guy when his dick smells, yuck! I once made a guy shower and it still reeked. I told him, "I'm not touching that shit!"
But you still touched his dick?
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