The Sexual Experience Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by tore

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what did you do?

I just licked the bun every now and again. I don't know how to say that in a way that doesn't sound like a double entendre.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just licked the bun every now and again. I don't know how to say that in a way that doesn't sound like a double entendre.

Sig'd.

[Howard the Duck]

I suspect whenever one of my senior partners ask the junior staff to make tea for them, they put in extra ingredients

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dudes, the whole putting things in people's food thing is mostly a myth.

I worked in several kitchens, a deli, a butchery & a fish counter and can say without doubt it's not a myth.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

I worked in several kitchens, a deli, a butchery & a fish counter and can say without doubt it's not a myth.

Note to self: When in Guernsey be sure to cook all your own meals.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Note to self: When in Guernsey be sure to cook all your own meals.

From canned food

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

From canned food

[Rjinn]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dudes, the whole putting things in people's food thing is mostly a myth. Generally, when a customer is a tool, they just wanna get them out of the restaurant as fast as possible, and messing with their food would take extra time. The only person I ever saw mess with somebody's food was me, because I'm a bad person.

There was an incidence on the news once at a place called Cogee Hotel. A woman asked for a steak well done and it was sent raw. She sent it back telling the waitress she was allergic to raw meat. They sent her another steak and it was still not well done so she sent it back again. A couple of the kitchen boys got pissed off and decided to ejaculate in her food. Some time after she caught herpes of the mouth. They took the food for testing and the Hotel got sued as well as the boys persecuted.

It's no joke. :P

[LoathsomePete]

How debauched do you have to be to actually ejaculate onto someone's food. Better yet, how fucking hard is it to cook a well done steak? Is it pink on the inside? No, well then it's good to go.

[Burning Down]

So I signed up for a human sexuality course for this school year as an elective. Should be interesting.