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Old 09-17-2012, 06:46 PM   #6121 (permalink)
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Or it could be somebody else is in the closet about their junk, just let it out maybe you'll feel better. Don't worry man when your girlfriend breaks it off shes just gonna tell everyone at IU I mean how many people could that be? Godspeed.
It's alright that you're sexually frustrated, bro. I mean, chances are that you can hopefully find some drunk girl that will let you get in her pants or something someday.
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:49 PM   #6122 (permalink)
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It's alright that you're sexually frustrated, bro. I mean, chances are that you can hopefully find some drunk girl that will let you get in her pants or something someday.
I'm disappointed man. This is a lackluster effort, i'll give you a few days to think on it.
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #6123 (permalink)
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I got a solution for all of you:



Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.

Top 10 Strange and Innovative Pants and Jeans
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #6124 (permalink)
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I'm disappointed man. This is a lackluster effort, i'll give you a few days to think on it.
I don't have to think on it, cause, I mean, you did the work for me.

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Or it could be somebody else is in the closet about their junk, just let it out maybe you'll feel better. Don't worry man when your girlfriend breaks it off shes just gonna tell everyone at IU I mean how many people could that be? Godspeed.
^ that's just hilarious
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #6125 (permalink)
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That looks incredibly uncomfortable
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:59 PM   #6126 (permalink)
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I got a solution for all of you:



Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.

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That's basically like breaking into someone's house to steal the sh*t from their cat's litter box...
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:09 PM   #6127 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:45 AM   #6128 (permalink)
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I got a solution for all of you:



Skinny pants that sit at the waist, but have a baggy-ass crotch area so they definitely won't squish your penis.
If they make those in size XXXXXL they may be the perfect way for my man, Wesley Warren Jr., to add some style to his wardrobe. Apparently he currently rocks a faux-Ralph Lauren hoodie to cover his 100-pound ballsack, but I think he can do better.

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Old 09-18-2012, 10:48 AM   #6129 (permalink)
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I do know of pants that are too tight, and those are the ones that cause adjustment issues, which is one of the reasons I don't wear them, along with general comfort considerations.
So, do you just wear a sarong or something?
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:54 AM   #6130 (permalink)
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So, do you just wear a sarong or something?
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