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Old 10-22-2012, 12:24 PM   #6381 (permalink)
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Shes probably getting hot missionary sex at least once a year. He rolls over and hammers at it for a few seconds and then thinks about his offshore bank accounts and nuts one out. After that he probably has his personal chef make him a steak to get that bad taste out of his mouth.
No, if its missionary that means he has to look at her face at least once. That's too much personal, intimate contact for him.
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No, if its missionary that means he has to look at her face at least once. That's too much personal, intimate contact for him.
Thats what pillows are for.
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Thats what pillows are for.
Or paper bags.

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Missionary is my favourite actually

Although according to sexinfo101, I actually am referring to the position "Drill." I feel weird just sitting there with my legs spread...like what am I supposed to do with them? So I just wrap them around him. He loves it though so w/e
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Missionary is my favourite actually

Although according to sexinfo101, I actually am referring to the position "Drill." I feel weird just sitting there with my legs spread...like what am I supposed to do with them? So I just wrap them around him. He loves it though so w/e
Oh I do that too... or legs on shoulders.
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Oh I do that too... or legs on shoulders.
I like to suck on my girls toes while we get it on in that manner. She likes it a lot.
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I like to suck on my girls toes while we get it on in that manner. She likes it a lot.
Yeah I like it too... unfortunately my boyfriend's not much of a foot guy so it doesn't happen a lot.
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