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Old 07-24-2012, 01:52 PM   #5381 (permalink)
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I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:59 PM   #5382 (permalink)
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I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.
This is great. More of this please.
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Old 07-24-2012, 03:13 PM   #5383 (permalink)
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I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.
Please don't tell me that this happened in McDonald's or something. I mean, wtf.
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Old 07-24-2012, 03:35 PM   #5384 (permalink)
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Please don't tell me that this happened in McDonald's or something. I mean, wtf.
I'm assuming it was a Chipotle. Had the same problem in Duluth, they just won't take no for an answer.
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Old 07-24-2012, 04:03 PM   #5385 (permalink)
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I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.
This guy over here is a comedian. So sophisticated in his delivery, we completely fall for it.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:22 PM   #5386 (permalink)
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Let me explain really what happened.

I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:32 AM   #5387 (permalink)
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Let me explain really what happened.

I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat.
Where the hell is Dirt McGirt when you need him? He'd know what to say in a situation like this.
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I am honestly speechless.
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:39 AM   #5389 (permalink)
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Since when did Wendy's become a nightclub?
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:04 PM   #5390 (permalink)
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i'm assuming it was a chipotle. Had the same problem in duluth, they just won't take no for an answer.
there is no chipotle in duluth.
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