The Sexual Experience Thread

Franco Pepe Kalle · 07-24-2012, 01:52 PM

I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.

Alfred · 07-24-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.

This is great. More of this please.

Burning Down · 07-24-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.

Please don't tell me that this happened in McDonald's or something. I mean, wtf.

FRED HALE SR. · 07-24-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Please don't tell me that this happened in McDonald's or something. I mean, wtf.

I'm assuming it was a Chipotle. Had the same problem in Duluth, they just won't take no for an answer.

PoorOldPo · 07-24-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance.

This guy over here is a comedian. So sophisticated in his delivery, we completely fall for it.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 07-24-2012, 11:22 PM

Let me explain really what happened.

I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat.

The Batlord · 07-25-2012, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Let me explain really what happened.

I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat.

Where the hell is Dirt McGirt when you need him? He'd know what to say in a situation like this.

PoorOldPo · 07-25-2012, 08:35 AM

I am honestly speechless.

Burning Down · 07-25-2012, 11:39 AM

Since when did Wendy's become a nightclub?

Phantom Limb · 07-25-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fred hale sr.

i'm assuming it was a chipotle. Had the same problem in duluth, they just won't take no for an answer.

there is no chipotle in duluth.

07-24-2012, 01:52 PM	#5381 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	I was eating at a resteraunt and a woman wanted to give me a lap dance but my parents were using the bathroom and I had to say no always my parents would have been if they saw me have a female giving me a lap dance. __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.

07-24-2012, 11:22 PM	#5386 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	Let me explain really what happened. I was at Wendys and my parents decided to use the bathroom. I was sleepy and I wanted to sleep a little bit but this sexy white curvy woman wanted to give me a lap dance. I got to rub her ass which was very nice. Rubbing her ass a great thing in my life. She was wearing a a seethrough top and nice tight shorts that flashed her nice BOOTY (ASS) to me. I was so happy but I had to stop her from giving me a lap dance because I know my parents would have yelled at me if this lap dance had happened. So I told her I cannot have the lap dance. She was mad but she was happy to see me so she allowed she to spank her ass. It was nice. I also got to touch her thick legs. Yum. We had some flirting moment then she left just before my parents came back and it was time to eat. __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.

07-25-2012, 08:35 AM	#5388 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	I am honestly speechless. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

07-25-2012, 11:39 AM	#5389 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Since when did Wendy's become a nightclub?