The Sexual Experience Thread

[14232949]

I chose not to last night. But I think I'm all good.
I mean I always finish outside, and you can usually have a good idea of how many people your partners been around, so I usually have an idea of whether they're safe or not.

I left in the morning without leaving my number or details, but stupidly left my ID and didn't fancy going back for it, because nobody wants to be faced with the awkwardness of the morning after.

I went to Subway for a footlong, I didn't bring her anything back, she had already dined on my *footlong with hot chili the night before.

Going to have to pay out for a replacement licence now though.

*denotes possible exaggeration.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by mankycaaant

I went to Subway for a footlong, I didn't bring her anything back, she had already dined on my *footlong with hot chili the night before.

The addition of "hot chili" to this metaphor really makes it kind of disgusting I must say.

[FETCHER.]

Lol, there is no way of telling how many partners someone has had.

[14232949]

if they bleed, I tend to figure none.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Lol, there is no way of telling how many partners someone has had.

Also, even a person with very few partners may have been with someone who has had a lot of partners.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Lol, there is no way of telling how many partners someone has had.

Apparently there are rings like on a tree. You gotta get it wide open to see however. Or so I hear.

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

But how does that help the other person? Do you just lube up the stretched chick's thighs and go to town on those?

They can always give you a BJ and a handjob at least. A bigger problem could be this; what can you do for them? Sure, you can play hand puppets with her, but unless you have a dick like a third leg, she's not even gonna feel you when you try actual intercourse. She might as well get fucked by a gnat.

That would bum me out.

edit :

Here's an ASCII take on an old classic.

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[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Also, even a person with very few partners may have been with someone who has had a lot of partners.

You're indirectly sleeping with everyone they've slept with before you, etc.

Edit: Jesus christ Tore

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by tore

When I hooked up with my wife, we moved in together after about half a year. None of us really gave it much thought, it just seemed like the natural thing to do.

I don't think there's much point in thinking about whether or not you're gonna want to move in with someone until you're actually in a situation where that has become relevant. For the same reasons, if you don't want a boyfriend, then don't worry about boyfriends. With a bit of luck, in time your heart will tell you all you need to know about those sort of decisions anyways so you can let your mind tackle other problems.

When I do this and stop looking just about every time I find someone, it's eerie!! I highly recommend it.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Conan

Does anyone else seem to completely lose their sex drive/libido upon acquiring strong romantic feelings for someone? I can't even do the deed without much cocentration and effort.

I mean, it's not like I wouldn't gladly have sex with them if the opportunity was there, I just don't lust after them at all, and porn might as well be C-Span.

Hmmm, no I never noticed that. Actually I think may have increased.