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Old 04-24-2013, 10:18 PM   #7521 (permalink)
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So, uh, today I found out this is a thing...
Spoiler for nsfw?:


Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:28 PM   #7522 (permalink)
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Aww isn't that sweet! Missionary gets a bad rep, but I certainly enjoy it. It can also be very passionate, particularly if you have great chemistry with someone.
Yeah definitely. And there are so many ways to modify it to make it better.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:49 PM   #7523 (permalink)
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Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?






*edited to add: this is actually my first post to this thread. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I dunno how to do the NSFW spoiler thing, but seems to me the whole thread should be considered NSFW
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:59 PM   #7524 (permalink)
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That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.
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Old 04-24-2013, 11:11 PM   #7525 (permalink)
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That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.
Just relax, lube up and let it slide in
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:28 AM   #7526 (permalink)
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Yeah definitely. And there are so many ways to modify it to make it better.
That's right, just shove the legs over the shoulders and you have my favourite position.

I had this one guy who kind of lay on me with all his weight and just kind of jerked in bits. It was really weird!

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Sorry DJ, but I was kind of imagining you were doing that to yourself the way you said that!
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Old 04-25-2013, 04:51 AM   #7527 (permalink)
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That second one from the right is terrifying.
Like, I wouldn't even know what to do with that thing.
Maybe that one is the only normal size one and the rest are tiny.
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:27 AM   #7528 (permalink)
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Sorry DJ, but I was kind of imagining you were doing that to yourself the way you said that!

funny while you were imagining that, I was imagining doing it to you and you enjoying it so much.
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Old 04-25-2013, 08:35 AM   #7529 (permalink)
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That's right, just shove the legs over the shoulders and you have my favourite position.

I had this one guy who kind of lay on me with all his weight and just kind of jerked in bits. It was really weird!
Legs on shoulders is the best. I think we are kindred spirits

And that's just strange... was he trying to do this? lol.
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:41 AM   #7530 (permalink)
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Anybody here fancy a roll in the cornfield?
Why are they calling corn a fruit?
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