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Old 04-26-2013, 08:00 AM   #7541 (permalink)
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Ah come on, reverse cowgirl is the best. Probably doesn't feel as great as a lot of other positions...thats just my experience. But I'm a butt guy, and thats a great position for the visuals haha.
Obviously, haha. I just dont feel anything from it, really. Not saying that it's a bad position, but maybe I just don't like staring at his feet, lol.
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Lol at you quoting yourself.

I will not try having sex with people who do not know how to.
I just realized I did that. Must have been tired!

I don't blame you. There should be a test for that sort of thing, haha
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Old 04-26-2013, 09:04 AM   #7542 (permalink)
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was he trying to do this? lol.
I just looked that link up. This amused me.

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The technique for coital alignment was formulated by American psychotherapist Edward Eichel and the original study was published by Eichel, De Simone Eichel, and Kule in 1988 in the Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy. Since then, the topic has been studied several times in the same journal. A report in 1992 by Kaplan and her sex therapist trainees described the team's cursory trial of the C.A.T., acknowledging that they may have resorted to old routines after only a few attempts out of fear of disappointing their partners. Their call for other sex therapists to give the technique more rigorous testing instigated a series of controlled studies by Hurlbert and colleagues reporting statistically significant results in the treatment of female hypoactive sexual desire sex therapy.
How can I get in on that trial?
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Old 04-26-2013, 09:18 AM   #7543 (permalink)
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I just looked that link up. This amused me.

How can I get in on that trial?
Travel back in time to 1992 and call Dr. Kaplan I guess. Or start up your own trial
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Old 04-26-2013, 10:13 AM   #7544 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2013, 10:46 AM   #7545 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2013, 11:01 AM   #7546 (permalink)
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That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.
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That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.
I'm sure there are one or two uggos on here. I'd rather avoid them.
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What if they have a pretty face but a mediocre body?
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What if they have a pretty face but a mediocre body?
Butherbody?
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That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.

What the hell am I doing here then
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