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Old 04-20-2013, 03:22 PM   #7501 (permalink)
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133t speak makes Batlord soft.
Guess you won't be getting in her bed, then.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:01 AM   #7502 (permalink)
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Guess you won't be getting in her bed, then.
That's what a ball gag is for.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:21 PM   #7503 (permalink)
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:32 PM   #7504 (permalink)
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:48 PM   #7505 (permalink)
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I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
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Old 04-24-2013, 08:58 AM   #7506 (permalink)
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that's sig worthy.
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:00 AM   #7507 (permalink)
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lol. He's like a fire hydrant.
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:29 AM   #7508 (permalink)
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It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:57 AM   #7509 (permalink)
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It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.
Either you haven't read through the topic or you're just being sarcastic
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:00 AM   #7510 (permalink)
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It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.
Yeah it would seem that way. So go ahead and start it off. What are you into?
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