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Old 05-20-2013, 05:34 PM   #8141 (permalink)
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I should have, but it was all sweaty and a little gross down there, so I refrained.
You know you've had a good time when you're both lying there like a couple of glazed donuts.
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Old 05-20-2013, 05:37 PM   #8142 (permalink)
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I almost did it guys! Told her to just relax and went down on her very suave for a good 10 minutes and completely went ham on her. We stopped cause I wasn't wearing a rubber, but she told me she was about to cum if I hadn't of stopped. Major boost to my confidence.

Major shout outs to Duga, Hermione, and Vanilla. Not Ass Napkin ed, I think he's a bit of a douche.
That is soo cool! Well done hun.

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Old 05-20-2013, 07:20 PM   #8143 (permalink)
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I almost did it guys! Told her to just relax and went down on her very suave for a good 10 minutes and completely went ham on her. We stopped cause I wasn't wearing a rubber, but she told me she was about to cum if I hadn't of stopped. Major boost to my confidence.

Major shout outs to Duga, Hermione, and Vanilla. Not Ass Napkin ed, I think he's a bit of a douche.

Lol,I'm actually not, I just stated the obvious, but congrats on almost making your gf orgasm. But you really should find out why she wanted you to stop before she was able to climax b/c that makes no sense.

& maybe **** some ugly girls to build your sexual confidence.
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:37 PM   #8144 (permalink)
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Lol,I'm actually not, I just stated the obvious, but congrats on almost making your gf orgasm. But you really should find out why she wanted you to stop before she was able to climax b/c that makes no sense.

& maybe **** some ugly girls to build your sexual confidence.
I stated earlier why we stopped. I wasn't wearing a condom and she got a little concerned about our foolish course of action, so I stopped. The lady gets what the lady wants. I could've gone down on her but I decided not too cause it was all sweaty down there and rather gross, so I decided not too. She's on The Pill but still, staying safe.
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:39 AM   #8145 (permalink)
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I could've gone down on her but I decided not too cause it was all sweaty down there and rather gross, so I decided not too.
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Old 05-21-2013, 10:32 AM   #8146 (permalink)
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I just stopped by to say that 69ing is one of the greatest things ever invented.
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I just stopped by to say that 69ing is one of the greatest things ever invented.
Yeah but its gross and sweaty down there. EWWWW.
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Old 05-21-2013, 10:41 AM   #8149 (permalink)
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I just stopped by to say that 69ing is one of the greatest things ever invented.
Hear hear! Mutual face****ing is the best thing in the world.
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Old 05-21-2013, 10:43 AM   #8150 (permalink)
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Yeah but its gross and sweaty down there. EWWWW.
Yeah, sometimes, but I honestly don't care what my girl tastes like. I want to make her feel good.
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