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Old 07-02-2013, 02:50 PM   #8531 (permalink)
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Well that sure did escalate beyond repair. I'm surprised he didn't want to eat his own dick with a side of bacon.
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:53 PM   #8532 (permalink)
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Well that sure did escalate beyond repair. I'm surprised he didn't want to eat his own dick with a side of bacon.

Maybe a bit of dickwurst and some eggs with a side of toast and jam?
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:57 AM   #8533 (permalink)
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What a strange subject. Can't say I'm desperate to touch my urine stream!
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There's like some where girls rub balloons on their heads lmao

also there's a housecleaning fetish I guess

My foot bitch wants me to collect my dead skin shavings off my feet so he can sprinkle them on his food lmfao
Yes. People who have it are called "men".
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Yes. People who have it are called "men".
Is it often accompanied with the "Make me a sandwich" fetish?
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If I could somehow get him angry w/out being a b*tch that would be preferred. Some males can tell (have a sense) I like it that way and they behave strangely aggressive. One example would be last month my neighbors were having a party and I went over and drank w/ them. There was one male who took an immediate attraction to me. At the end of the night he grabbed another girl as he stood in front of me, by her shoulders, and started shaking her violently while swearing at her. I thought, Uh wrong girl... but right idea.
Life is a trip being this way...
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If I could somehow get him angry w/out being a b*tch that would be preferred. Some males can tell (have a sense) I like it that way and they behave strangely aggressive. One example would be last month my neighbors were having a party and I went over and drank w/ them. There was one male who took an immediate attraction to me. At the end of the night he grabbed another girl as he stood in front of me, by her shoulders, and started shaking her violently while swearing at her. I thought, Uh wrong girl... but right idea.
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How is he a bitch?
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Lmao I mean I'm trying to figure out what you're trying to get your man to do? I get the aggressive part, but is he like, submissive in bed or just boring or what? I'm curious, I mean you don't have to put your business out there if you don't want to, but I might be able to help you out here
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Lmao I mean I'm trying to figure out what you're trying to get your man to do? I get the aggressive part, but is he like, submissive in bed or just boring or what? I'm curious, I mean you don't have to put your business out there if you don't want to, but I might be able to help you out here
The guy @ the party? IDK what he's like in bed but the scary thing was I kept telling him to come to my house (across the street) to meet my other half. He was so eager saying, "Let's go meet your husband." So I led him over and he started following me downstairs to the basement and I looked back and I could tell he didn't believe me. Then I realized he must think I made it up to get him to do something to me in the basement well much to his surprise and disappointment he was there.
For a week I was worried he'd come in my house when I wasn't home and wait for me, but he was so drunk he doesn't remember. That's what I think anyway.
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The guy @ the party? IDK what he's like in bed but the scary thing was I kept telling him to come to my house (across the street) to meet my other half. He was so eager saying, "Let's go meet your husband." So I led him over and he started following me downstairs to the basement and I looked back and I could tell he didn't believe me. Then I realized he must think I made it up to get him to do something to me in the basement well much to his surprise and disappointment he was there.
For a week I was worried he'd come in my house when I wasn't home and wait for me, but he was so drunk he doesn't remember. That's what I think anyway.
What guy at what party??? did I miss something? Do you and your husband have an open marriage or sth?
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