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Old 07-25-2013, 08:19 PM   #8801 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2013, 03:53 AM   #8802 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:29 AM   #8803 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:59 AM   #8804 (permalink)
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:01 AM   #8805 (permalink)
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So the guy only got about a third of the way up your butt when your mom walked in?
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:02 AM   #8806 (permalink)
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So the guy only got about a third of the way up your butt when your mom walked in?
the memories....are painful....but yes, that is how it went down
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:09 AM   #8807 (permalink)
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the memories....are painful....but yes, that is how it went down
Next time just make sure she's out of the house, and for God's sake, tell your dad to wear a condom.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:32 AM   #8808 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2013, 02:14 PM   #8809 (permalink)
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wahwahwah my boyfriends dick is too big. You guys are a bunch of crybabies.
There's a nice size, and then there's outright cervical devastation.

Also I tried being on top, but sometim3s it still feels like impalement. Maybe I should just make sure he never goes all the way in
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