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Old 07-31-2013, 01:37 PM   #8901 (permalink)
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A girl in my work was giving a guy a blowjob and he came in her mouth without telling her so when she got off her knees and went to give him a kiss she spat his *** in his face and said "gonnae fukkin tell me before you do that next time". Needless to say he told her every time after that.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:58 PM   #8902 (permalink)
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A girl in my work was giving a guy a blowjob and he came in her mouth without telling her so when she got off her knees and went to give him a kiss she spat his *** in his face and said "gonnae fukkin tell me before you do that next time". Needless to say he told her every time after that.
there wouldn't have been an "every time after that" if a girl had done that to me. jesus, talk about an over-reaction.
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 07-31-2013, 03:19 PM   #8903 (permalink)
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there wouldn't have been an "every time after that" if a girl had done that to me. jesus, talk about an over-reaction.
Lol before I even read ur response I was thinkin the same thing. Bsby girl woulda been out on the street in her underwear in about 2 seconds lol
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Old 07-31-2013, 03:53 PM   #8904 (permalink)
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It is common courtesy to let someone know that you're going to be firing liquid into his or her mouth before you do so. If you're not willing to abide by this, dont expect the equal courtesy of not spitting it back in your face.
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Old 07-31-2013, 03:55 PM   #8905 (permalink)
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there wouldn't have been an "every time after that" if a girl had done that to me. jesus, talk about an over-reaction.
I do have to agree with this.

There wouldn't be a second time.
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Old 07-31-2013, 04:51 PM   #8906 (permalink)
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It is common courtesy to let someone know that you're going to be firing liquid into his or her mouth before you do so. If you're not willing to abide by this, dont expect the equal courtesy of not spitting it back in your face.
except the bitch is giving a goddamn blowjob and she should expect liquid to be coming into her mouth at some point, unless she specifically stated before the bj that she didnt want that. if she confirmed that she was going to take it in her mouth, then she should expect the dude to *** at some point!!
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Old 07-31-2013, 04:57 PM   #8907 (permalink)
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except the bitch is giving a goddamn blowjob and she should expect liquid to be coming into her mouth at some point, unless she specifically stated before the bj that she didnt want that. if she confirmed that she was going to take it in her mouth, then she should expect the dude to *** at some point!!
I thought it was common courtesy to blow your nut in their face. Kids these days.
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yea that girl is an idiot


heres a change in topic, what is the hottest thing ever said to u in bed????????


mine was this one girl i hooke dup with reguarly in college. like 2nd time we had sex, we are gettin into it and im trnsitioning from bed to standing position so she can get doggy. and i said somethin like 'how rough you want it girl' and she says, while lokin over her shoulder doggystyle 'as rough as you want, just dont break any bones. i dont bruise easy'. she had this look of such excitement which made it hotter. she never really did real rough stuff so it was all new and i was like dayummmmmmmm
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She's not a kid, I have no idea why I said she was a girl, she's in her 40's but it happened when she was much younger.
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:00 PM   #8910 (permalink)
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**** that smells like ****? Whoever heard of such a thing? Next you'll be telling me the snozberries taste like snozberries.


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A girl in my work was giving a guy a blowjob and he came in her mouth without telling her so when she got off her knees and went to give him a kiss she spat his *** in his face and said "gonnae fukkin tell me before you do that next time". Needless to say he told her every time after that.
Good bitch.
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