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Old 07-31-2013, 06:27 AM   #8891 (permalink)
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You've even offered?

Wow....why the hell would he pass that up?

Get him to log in and explain ASAP
lol.

I never offered but I asked because I wanted to know.
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:08 AM   #8892 (permalink)
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If the guy likes it and the gal likes it, then I figure it just adds to the variety of fun they can do in bed. Or on the kitchen floor or in the woods or on the toilet, etc.

We carry our asses with us every day and wipe them every now and then. As long as you're able to wash yourself the normal way, I wouldn't worry so much about the hygiene of anal sex. Have a pee and apply some soap and warm water.
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:16 AM   #8893 (permalink)
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I'd like to point out that because of the close proximity of the vagina and anus, they share a lot of the same nerve endings, which means if a guy is doing it right, it should feel good.

Actually to me it's awesome, but I have to be in the mood for it, and I use a Rabbit (a specially shaped dong for those uninitiated) in the front and it's amazing for both parties involved


Unless I end up shitting on someone, then it's only funny for me.
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:20 AM   #8894 (permalink)
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I'd like to point out that because of the close proximity of the vagina and anus, they share a lot of the same nerve endings, which means if a guy is doing it right, it should feel good.

Actually to me it's awesome, but I have to be in the mood for it, and I use a Rabbit (a specially shaped dong for those uninitiated) in the front and it's amazing for both parties involved


Unless I end up shitting on someone, then it's only funny for me.
This is always a great thread to enjoy your morning coffee too. LOL
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:21 AM   #8895 (permalink)
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This is always a great thread to enjoy your morning coffee too. LOL
You don't remember that story?
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:22 AM   #8896 (permalink)
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Except when you do it 3 times in one night and by the third time there is so much *** in my hole making everything liquidate and made it smell like ****! It's the weirdest feeling afterwards because you feel all blocked up like you will never be able to poop again.
**** that smells like ****? Whoever heard of such a thing? Next you'll be telling me the snozberries taste like snozberries.


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but actually:


So that's how they did it in the show? Far superior to the book.
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:23 AM   #8897 (permalink)
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You don't remember that story?
Oh no I meant in general, I remember all of your anal sex stories. I'm guessing it would be worth getting **** on.
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Better than getting slapped in the face with your own semen
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:26 AM   #8899 (permalink)
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Better than getting slapped in the face with your own semen
That was certainly a winner of a story also.
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That was certainly a winner of a story also.
hoes gotta learn sometime amirite
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