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Old 07-11-2014, 06:00 PM   #10321 (permalink)
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That ruins both the **** and the chcolate sauce. I am so anti-thisfetish.
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:04 PM   #10322 (permalink)
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Of course you could always use chocolate pudding for a safe alternative to simulate scat.
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:06 PM   #10323 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure people with scat fetishes full on like poo. You either go hard or you go home with crazy stuff like that.
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:24 PM   #10324 (permalink)
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That ruins both the **** and the chcolate sauce. I am so anti-thisfetish.
I feel you. I'm such a vanilla ass domme istg
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:27 PM   #10325 (permalink)
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Of course I tell them, I'm not shy. I am merely stating my likes and dislikes.
please Vanilla, you have a big mouth. You express yourself clear net. Most of us understand your words.
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:30 PM   #10326 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2014, 06:45 PM   #10327 (permalink)
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That's the funniest **** I've seen on here in a while.
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Old 07-11-2014, 08:12 PM   #10328 (permalink)
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We utilized it as a foreplay technique, no fluids were involved. Strategically placed chocolate sauce makes for quite the tease session. We followed up with a shower, so all in all it was a great experience. It required a completely different style of licking which, uh, worked for us.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:23 PM   #10329 (permalink)
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it is a pain in the ass most of the time.

Not worth it.

Good idea on paper but in practice overrated.
Yip I agree. I'd much rather have hot wax, I've always wanted to do it. I have done it by myself though.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:24 PM   #10330 (permalink)
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I have a soft spot for baby oil messiness. Clean up is a bitch though.
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