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Old 09-16-2009, 05:02 PM   #1561 (permalink)
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So this one day a girl stuck a vibrator up my ass. True story.
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:07 PM   #1562 (permalink)
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Was it at least a decent size?
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:11 PM   #1563 (permalink)
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first things first.. did you like it ?
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Old 09-16-2009, 06:01 PM   #1564 (permalink)
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So this one day a girl stuck a vibrator up my ass. True story.

YOU like it in the butt?WUT WUT.



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show him how its done.

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Old 09-16-2009, 07:42 PM   #1565 (permalink)
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It sounds like bull**** but I almost had drunken sex with my history teacher last year. But it wasn't the cool type of story, I was wasted after the football game and she is like 30.

But that's all I have. My other relationship stories are typical.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:44 PM   #1566 (permalink)
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It sounds like bull**** but I almost had drunken sex with my history teacher last year. But it wasn't the cool type of story, I was wasted after the football game and she is like 30.

But that's all I have. My other relationship stories are typical.
That is insane! I can't understand teachers that have sex with students... it's so immoral and screwed up.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:47 PM   #1567 (permalink)
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It shouldn't be glorified, that's why I haven't told any of my friends they would make a huge deal out of it. I don't really have any regrets about it because I didn't do much, but she still kind of creeps me out when I walk past her class.
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:00 PM   #1568 (permalink)
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It sounds like bull**** but I almost had drunken sex with my history teacher last year. But it wasn't the cool type of story, I was wasted after the football game and she is like 30.

But that's all I have. My other relationship stories are typical.
Doesn't sound so improbable.

When I was stationed in Germany, I used to go to this bar on the Army base that was notorious for deployed husband's wives whoreing around in.. Well, there was this 40 year old Irish/German woman with kids (and an American husband) who was hitting on me big time. I was more drunk than she was, and you know how that goes, so I took her to my place and we had what I can quite literally describe as loose sex.
Weird thing is, she tells me she loves me..... (this is the first time I meet her, btw, so it's even more weird than normal) and that she wants me to meet her kids.

I got uncomfortable, but I'm a guy, so I finished up.
She gets up and, completely nude, starts staring in my mirror and lifting her butt cheeks and boobs up, I guess reminiscing back to when she wasn't sagging as much. At that point I realized, dude, I just screwed a 40 year old mom. At that time I was 26, so two years ago, pretty much.

When I finally got her out of my place, I never intended on seeing her again, but she kept showing up at places I went, because she was a military dependent and had an ID card. So I had to go into hiding basically, because I was pretty sure that she was insane on some level.

I saw her at this pub on the economy downtown and she sat down across from me and started talking to one of my friends... I was soooo trying to hide my face, u know, looking down at my phone, and I hear "HEYYY I KNOW YOU!!!".
I'm freaking... like "shit, this freak is going to put me on blast in front of friends who don't know I have sex with 40 year old mothers."

She didn't.
I thank her for that.
It was relieving to return back to the states. I don't think I'm going to do that again.
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^ That's crazy.

But, what was the sex like? Other than 'loose.' I mean, everybody always eludes to the fact that older women are better in bed...
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:16 PM   #1570 (permalink)
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Doesn't sound so improbable.

When I was stationed in Germany, I used to go to this bar on the Army base that was notorious for deployed husband's wives whoreing around in.. Well, there was this 40 year old Irish/German woman with kids (and an American husband) who was hitting on me big time. I was more drunk than she was, and you know how that goes, so I took her to my place and we had what I can quite literally describe as loose sex.
Weird thing is, she tells me she loves me..... (this is the first time I meet her, btw, so it's even more weird than normal) and that she wants me to meet her kids.

I got uncomfortable, but I'm a guy, so I finished up.
She gets up and, completely nude, starts staring in my mirror and lifting her butt cheeks and boobs up, I guess reminiscing back to when she wasn't sagging as much. At that point I realized, dude, I just screwed a 40 year old mom. At that time I was 26, so two years ago, pretty much.

When I finally got her out of my place, I never intended on seeing her again, but she kept showing up at places I went, because she was a military dependent and had an ID card. So I had to go into hiding basically, because I was pretty sure that she was insane on some level.

I saw her at this pub on the economy downtown and she sat down across from me and started talking to one of my friends... I was soooo trying to hide my face, u know, looking down at my phone, and I hear "HEYYY I KNOW YOU!!!".
I'm freaking... like "shit, this freak is going to put me on blast in front of friends who don't know I have sex with 40 year old mothers."

She didn't.
I thank her for that.
It was relieving to return back to the states. I don't think I'm going to do that again.

Been there, didn't regret it.
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