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Old 09-13-2009, 10:44 AM   #1541 (permalink)
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This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?
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Old 09-13-2009, 11:41 AM   #1542 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2009, 12:16 PM   #1543 (permalink)
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This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:24 PM   #1544 (permalink)
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This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?
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Old 09-13-2009, 07:44 PM   #1545 (permalink)
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This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?
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Old 09-13-2009, 07:46 PM   #1546 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2009, 08:49 PM   #1547 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:36 PM   #1548 (permalink)
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You hope for blah
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And hoping you were right about the blahs you made
And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out
And you're surrounded by the ones you blah
Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

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Old 09-14-2009, 12:43 AM   #1549 (permalink)
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