The Sexual Experience Thread

[WolfAtTheDoor]

If I try to get a blowjob the girlfriend's usually like it nah I can't it smells like **** but then I'll go wash and she'll be like nah it smells like soap now what the **** does she want from me?

[WWWP]

Nothing you can do, man. She just doesn't want to lick your love pump.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

what the **** does she want from me?

Dipping it into Nutella?

[WolfAtTheDoor]

When we first started to mess around we tried doing that whole melted chocolate thing, so I got some from this chocolate fountain set I bought her for christmas...

Unfortunately we used the one with nuts in and it just looked like I had sh*t all over my cutlass. I think she's been put off ever since.

[savannah]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Dipping it into Nutella?

i do love nutella

[kouki]

Originally Posted by likuidcoka

I can have up to 4 or 5 orgasms with out penetration.

But whats even better is that once my man gets me, I can have 4-5 more..

that SHit will knock you the FUck out. Literally.

Have me snoring like an old man..LMao!

Will you marry me?

My chics been a lot more generous with the blow pops,not complaining,but I wonder why. *wonders*

[storymilo]

Originally Posted by savannah

i do love nutella

Who doesn't? That shit's delicious

[stormjh]

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

When we first started to mess around we tried doing that whole melted chocolate thing, so I got some from this chocolate fountain set I bought her for christmas...

Unfortunately we used the one with nuts in and it just looked like I had sh*t all over my cutlass. I think she's been put off ever since.

Sounds like it may have made her think of a2m, the thought of that is enough to put anyone off.

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

If I try to get a blowjob the girlfriend's usually like it nah I can't it smells like **** but then I'll go wash and she'll be like nah it smells like soap now what the **** does she want from me?

I've always found having regular showers (or at least one an hour or two before you planning on doing the dirty) helps to you know, be hygienic. Or at least keep your penis clean. And rinsing thoroughly after the lather gets rid of excess soap, as does a bit of time before expecting to do the dirty. If these are already being met well your girlfriend is just a massive prude and looking for excuses to not go down on you. Or you should see a doctor to sort out the impermeable funk.

[likuidcoka]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I don't understand the "awesomeness" of hand jobs. To me they're pretty near pointless.

what if the girl is playin with herself and her titts with the other hand.
Its not just strokin it till he orgasms, theres lots a tricks to make a man bust a nut while gettin a hand job!

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Now I'm speaking solely for myself and the few people I talk with about my sex life but we're all in agreement that hand jobs are just not interesting. For guys it's almost a daily occurrence so naturally we get good at it. I'm also convinced that the angle a guy is in makes all the difference. In my experience I've had a girl give me a hand job for over an hour and to no climax. Last time I timed myself (for science of course) was 2 minutes 35 seconds.

WHAt?Well then shove her damm head down and make her suck it up real good. IT can be both at the same time!

Originally Posted by savannah

bravo,...really good for you

as for the whole hand job issue,.....givin them really isnt my thing unless its just a means to direct it where to go

as for receiving them,....yes please,.....and often

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

They're still called handjobs the other way around?

Originally Posted by savannah

hell if i know,.....
close enough

Savanah I call it "being ate out"

Eat it dammit!jaja IM such a freak.

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

If I try to get a blowjob the girlfriend's usually like it nah I can't it smells like **** but then I'll go wash and she'll be like nah it smells like soap now what the **** does she want from me?

Smegma? LMao! OH HEll no!

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

When we first started to mess around we tried doing that whole melted chocolate thing, so I got some from this chocolate fountain set I bought her for christmas...

Unfortunately we used the one with nuts in and it just looked like I had sh*t all over my cutlass. I think she's been put off ever since.

you did her in the car?

well SHit, next time get her some candles and drip that Shit on her nipples..Shell get really horny.

Originally Posted by kouki

Will you marry me?

My chics been a lot more generous with the blow pops,not complaining,but I wonder why. *wonders*

Well,In my experience a woman becomes more generous with the sexual favors/experiments/lovemaking when she is emotionally content with the relationship, unless shes a total slut and does everything with you on a one night stand.(not good)

Originally Posted by storymilo

Who doesn't? That shit's delicious

whats nutella?