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Old 01-14-2010, 11:19 AM   #2031 (permalink)
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Ok, but not every Christian is the same. I barely smoke weed (which is natural by the way) and drink, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad Christian. It's about what you do for others and for God for your faith. Trust me God knows I'm a sinner but I can still do cool things for him.
oh i wasn't saying you're a bad christian, i'm just saying you're going to burn in hell for eternity.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:58 PM   #2032 (permalink)
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Hell was a little more nuanced back in the days. I mean, although it's perhaps not exactly the foremost authority on what awaits people (christians) in the afterlife, Dante's Divine Comedy is full of lovely descriptions on what sort of punishment might await you depending on what sort of sinnery you've been engaged in.

My sin would probably be not believing and not being baptized. I would have to chill out with Socrates, Aristotles and the other virtous pagans in Limbo. Possibly I would be punished for having sex outside of marriage or something, but I can't remember any specifics about that. I can't remember anything about weed or masturbation either for that matter.
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:31 PM   #2033 (permalink)
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oh i wasn't saying you're a bad christian, i'm just saying you're going to burn in hell for eternity.
How's it after losing the jacket? Feel pretty good?
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:37 PM   #2034 (permalink)
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that is actually the one funny thing about catholics...everything you do is evil pretty much except alcohol. ever been to a catholic wedding? yeah they like their booze. every catholic family i meet has at least 1 or 2 alcoholics.
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:17 PM   #2035 (permalink)
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How's it after losing the jacket? Feel pretty good?
i can finally flex my puny biceps
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Old 01-14-2010, 05:05 PM   #2036 (permalink)
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Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...
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Old 01-14-2010, 05:12 PM   #2037 (permalink)
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Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why is everyone winning today?!?!?!
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Old 01-14-2010, 06:35 PM   #2038 (permalink)
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Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...
You didn't try to stick it in the peehole, did you?
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Old 01-14-2010, 06:38 PM   #2039 (permalink)
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Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...
Old news for me!!!
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:56 PM   #2040 (permalink)
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Well today I discovered that the vagina has two holes...
I only learned where my cliterous was last year.
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