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Old 06-29-2009, 10:30 PM   #71 (permalink)
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ohh... burn.
why did the dead baby cross the road?

'twas stapled to a chicken
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:38 PM   #72 (permalink)
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"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SOOO ugly that everyone died. The End."
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

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Old 06-29-2009, 11:45 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have a frontal lobe.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:01 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:12 PM   #75 (permalink)
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"if it looks like a zombie, talks like a zombie, and smells like a zombie....then it must be a crazy homeless man."
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:25 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Patrick: (speaking to SpongeBob, thinking that he's a zombie) I've got my eye on you.
Old Man Jenkins: If you could take your eye out and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie too?
Patrick:YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M A ZOMBIE!
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:50 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Patrick: (speaking to SpongeBob, thinking that he's a zombie) I've got my eye on you.
Old Man Jenkins: If you could take your eye out and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie too?
Patrick:YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M A ZOMBIE!
Haha I love that show.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:54 PM   #78 (permalink)
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If Jack helped you off your horse would you help jack off his horse?
i don't know anyone named Jack :|



c wat i did there?
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:42 AM   #79 (permalink)
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*Knock knock*

Who're there?

The police.

The police who?

The police telling you that your entire family have just died in a violent fire ball car crash.
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:47 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the BBC to film a documentary about how chickens motives for crossing the road shouldn't be questioned.

I don't think I've got the hang of this yet...

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