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grindy 02-10-2018 12:24 AM

I miss JGuy.

Cuthbert 02-10-2018 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925496)
Japan has a weird obsession with sexualised childlike qualities that isn't quite different from the rest of the world, but seems to be at least somewhat magnified, or at least more noticeable, and I suspect the smaller nose is a part of that for some odd reason. Cuter I guess?

There is a whole industry on what is basically noncing in Japan. It's got a name I forgot the name of but basically they get up to a lot of weird stuff.

It's absolutely shocking to hear about. It was on a BBC documentary not long ago. It was a Stacey Dooley Investigates documentary if you feel like watching it.

The Batlord 02-10-2018 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1925528)
There is a whole industry on what is basically noncing in Japan. It's got a name I forgot the name of but basically they get up to a lot of weird stuff.

It's absolutely shocking to hear about. It was on a BBC documentary not long ago. It was a Stacey Dooley Investigates documentary if you feel like watching it.

Lolicon?

Cuthbert 02-10-2018 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925529)
Lolicon?

Na it wasn't called that unless this is a joke I'm not getting.

The Batlord 02-10-2018 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1925531)
Na it wasn't called that unless this is a joke I'm not getting.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolicon

Cuthbert 02-10-2018 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925533)

Ah right, never heard of that term.

Also 12 is generous going by what I saw on this documentary.

Cuthbert 02-10-2018 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1925542)
good morning music banters

Morning mate.

What you up to?

I'm about to watch Harry Kane slap his dick over Arsenal.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-10-2018 06:09 AM

Qwerty works today

streaming PL match day from work is tough since our computers are **** but it must be done

Plankton 02-10-2018 06:40 AM

Ello guvna's

After spending almost 2 days at a friends, it's time to kick back at home. Cooking breakfast atm, some cheesy scrambled eggs, cbh, and toast.

I was gonna head into work this morning, but **** that.

Chiomara 02-10-2018 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925461)
This basically. Jews and Arabs are just more famous for the prominent nose, but I'm all about it in general. I don't even know why, but I guess it's just that it's right in the center of the face, and therefore a more prominent nose is a "defect" that doesn't **** up face symmetry while still being highly noticeable and unique. I guess.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1925477)
I think that the idea that noses should be tiny and unnoticalbe is kind of weird. You especially see it in manga drawing styles where they downright try to avoid drawing noses at all if they can. I think it's a shame and really silly. I don't see why a woman has to have a tiny nose. I remember from previous discussions in a now deleted thread that me and Batlord have much the same view on this :)

I believe we had this exact same discussion 4 or so months ago. But I'm always a bit inexplicably irritated over the fact that most consider any nose (on a woman) that's not a button nose to be large even though it isn't at all. I mean, I only have so much mental energy I can devote to hating even more parts of my body. On a related note, I hate how there seems to be a fear of ugliness. Like, one cannot even be ugly in peace these days without someone feeling the need to say something like "Everyone is beautiful!! :)))"-- which is why some aspects of the recent internet body-positivity movement always rang hollow to me, as we are already too obsessed with our bodies, and-- well, I'll just refer to this old internet comic which sums it up nicely:
https://ihavenoteeth.com/2015/08/13/...ove-your-body/

And ugliness/asymmetry will always be more interesting than perfect symmetrical beauty. (.. I say things like this, yet I KNOW I'm never gonna stop obsessing over my slightly asymmetrical eyes) Which is why I'm especially annoyed when I come across artists or photographers who exclusively paint/photograph skinny blonde women (lying in a pond or in a forest or whatever or some other typical setting--you know, the bland sort of unimaginative sanitized fairytale-themed stuff that always gets reposted endlessly on Pinterest or wherever) with conventionally pretty and ultimately forgettable doll faces.

MicShazam 02-11-2018 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925688)
I believe we had this exact same discussion 4 or so months ago. But I'm always a bit inexplicably irritated over the fact that most consider any nose (on a woman) that's not a button nose to be large even though it isn't at all. I mean, I only have so much mental energy I can devote to hating even more parts of my body. On a related note, I hate how there seems to be a fear of ugliness. Like, one cannot even be ugly in peace these days without someone feeling the need to say something like "Everyone is beautiful!! :)))"-- which is why some aspects of the recent internet body-positivity movement always rang hollow to me, as we are already too obsessed with our bodies, and-- well, I'll just refer to this old internet comic which sums it up nicely:
https://ihavenoteeth.com/2015/08/13/...ove-your-body/

Body positive messages also basically say between the lines; "we know you're ugly, but...", so it's like a reminder.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925688)
And ugliness/asymmetry will always be more interesting than perfect symmetrical beauty. (.. I say things like this, yet I KNOW I'm never gonna stop obsessing over my slightly asymmetrical eyes) Which is why I'm especially annoyed when I come across artists or photographers who exclusively paint/photograph skinny blonde women (lying in a pond or in a forest or whatever or some other typical setting--you know, the bland sort of unimaginative sanitized fairytale-themed stuff that always gets reposted endlessly on Pinterest or wherever) with conventionally pretty and ultimately forgettable doll faces.

Not to mention how a lot of artists like that (including some comic books artists) draw these women so that they all look like the same person. I was reading some Liberty Meadows comic strips recently, drawn by a guy named Frank Cho. Literally every female character he draws is the same slim, big titted, conventionally pretty woman, only with slight variations in cloting and hair. Not even differing facial features or anything. There's a character in the comic named Brandy. She's got long black hair. Her mother looks the same as Brandy, but with short blonde hair and glasses. Her sister looks the same too, but with long blonde hair and a different t-shirt. It's like he only bothered learning to draw one face and body, and yet his male characters are wildly different looking from each other.

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/com...3i/5240126.gif

The Batlord 02-11-2018 02:46 AM


Chiomara 02-11-2018 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1925691)
Body positive messages also basically say between the lines; "we know you're ugly, but...", so it's like a reminder.

Yeah, exactly. A better message would be "We know you're ugly, but it doesn't matter one bit because death is coming for us all!"

https://s18.postimg.org/neeek5csp/49...at-a-field.jpg

Blue Hawk 02-11-2018 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925688)
And ugliness/asymmetry will always be more interesting than perfect symmetrical beauty.

Marquis de Sade?

Chiomara 02-11-2018 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk (Post 1925731)
Marquis de Sade?

Basically what he said, yes.

And I rather liked this bit from an article I ready recently:
"...Oh, but ugliness—ugliness is always yours. Almost everyone has some innate kernel of grotesquerie; even fashion models (I’ve heard) tend to look a bit strange and froggish in person, having been gifted with naturally level faces that pool light luminously instead of breaking it into shards. And everyone has the ability to mine their ugliness, to emphasize and magnify it, to distort even those parts of themselves that fall within acceptable bounds.

Where beauty is narrow and constrained, ugliness is an entire galaxy, a myriad of sparkling paths that lurch crazily away from the ideal. There are so few ways to look perfect, but there are thousands of ways to look monstrous, surprising, upsetting, outlandish, or odd."

Blue Hawk 02-11-2018 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925711)
Yeah, exactly. A better message would be "We know you're ugly, but it doesn't matter one bit because death is coming for us all!"

https://s18.postimg.org/neeek5csp/49...at-a-field.jpg

Matter is evil

Chiomara 02-11-2018 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk (Post 1925735)

Wonderful, I'm always up for some gnosticism first thing in the morning.

OccultHawk 02-11-2018 09:10 AM

Ffs Anteater
 
Anteater, write your review of Testament’s 2016 release Brotherhood of the Snake on Freak Fighter, please.

It’s been like a month. The world needs you.

The Batlord 02-11-2018 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925711)
Yeah, exactly. A better message would be "We know you're ugly, but it doesn't matter one bit because death is coming for us all!"

https://s18.postimg.org/neeek5csp/49...at-a-field.jpg

Ki's not looking too good these days.

Chiomara 02-11-2018 09:51 AM

#Lizardpositivity is what we need more of

https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ceb788c...9qoso5_540.png
https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9851518...9qoso6_540.png

Trollheart 02-11-2018 09:53 AM

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a63f...itemid=5407218

OccultHawk 02-11-2018 10:05 AM

Are you being a hater?

Trollheart 02-11-2018 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1925769)
Are you being a hater?

No, I'm not in that profession.
Got the wrong guy there.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20160122001701

Blue Hawk 02-11-2018 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1925758)

Attention whore.

grindy 02-11-2018 11:04 AM

Nope.

Frownland 02-11-2018 12:14 PM

https://scontent.fhhr1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...06&oe=5B17FACB

OccultHawk 02-11-2018 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1925799)
Nope.

Nazi

grindy 02-11-2018 03:41 PM

Thanks.

common-side 02-11-2018 04:50 PM

Omg tell me how **** this is
 
Dsfs

Paul Smeenus 02-11-2018 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1925836)
Thanks.

yw

Frownland 02-12-2018 10:04 AM

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net...37&oe=5ADE31D8

Frownland 02-12-2018 06:38 PM

I know it's only February, but you guys saw March of the Penguins, right?

https://i.redd.it/zx1bogn4tl901.png

Frownland 02-12-2018 09:32 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...29&oe=5B16FCD4

Evanescence twice.

OccultHawk 02-12-2018 10:23 PM

That’s a weird ****ing chart

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-13-2018 04:19 AM

can i just have the cure play two sets

Chiomara 02-13-2018 06:34 AM

I bought an unfortunate looking dog cake from the Albertsons clearance rack at 10 pm last night (I hate grocery store cakes, but I just kind of looked at it and thought "a dog! A dog cake! I can't not get it")
https://s18.postimg.org/rxidgwqmx/IM...212_220634.jpg
Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

Frownland 02-13-2018 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1926172)
Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

Buying the cake or the cake itself?

Chiomara 02-13-2018 07:21 AM

Both, I think.

The Batlord 02-13-2018 10:09 AM

That is not a dog. That is a ****ing bear.

Chiomara 02-13-2018 10:16 AM

OK, yes, maybe it does look more much more like a bear, but I'm gonna keep pretending it's a dog. I've seen so many terrible Albertsons animal-shaped cakes that it can be difficult to tell sometimes. Once I even asked the baker if a misshapen cupcake (with eyes and a tail) was a dog or a cat and they just shrugged and said "I wish I knew." (It actually isn't that bad for a clearance Albertsons cake, though, aside from the cake part being overly sweet. All I want at the moment is a basic old-fashioned yellow layer cake with chocolate frosting)


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