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Old 12-04-2009, 06:00 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Congrats on making Vanilla only look like the second lamest poster on this thread. I expect the money from her will be quite considerable, if she doesn't snort it all away.
You're so boring, the coke-snorting whore insults are so overplayed. This is 2009 not 1999. Get some new material.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:01 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Well so far you've managed to make Vanilla seem witty. I know it may be difficult on this thread, but if you're having any problems thinking up any cutting put downs, just go back to any encounters with females you may have had.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:01 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Just eat your sausage, Seussicide.
You girl's already doing that for me

OH SNAP MOTHERFUCKER!
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:04 PM   #144 (permalink)
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I love how you joined in 2005 and I have 300 more posts than you.
Yeah I know man. It's a pity the forum system has no way to discern the quality of posts, at least then we'd see a fair representation. You'd be at what, 2? Maybe I'm being generous ...
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:07 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Yeah I know man. It's a pity the forum system has no way to discern the quality of posts, at least then we'd see a fair representation. You'd be at what, 2? Maybe I'm being generous ...
ToeAndno said it better 2 pages ago.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:11 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Yeah I know man. It's a pity the forum system has no way to discern the quality of posts, at least then we'd see a fair representation. You'd be at what, 2? Maybe I'm being generous ...
I will let you know when the quality control kicks in Barnard and reward you with half a star.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:15 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Well so far you've managed to make Vanilla seem witty. I know it may be difficult on this thread, but if you're having any problems thinking up any cutting put downs, just go back to any encounters with females you may have had.
So your hypothesis is that my encounters with females would actually aid in me arising at quality cutting put downs. Therefore, you in fact believe that I, in the past, have always struck out with opposite sex. Hence you assume the prior statement, which you made based on seemingly salient observations to be, in fact, a tautological statement! Therefore, in retrospect, all things considered...


You sir! Are a festizio!
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:15 PM   #148 (permalink)
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ToeAndno said it better 2 pages ago.
You'll have to excuse me, I tend to only appreciate posts from people that are able to string together at least ten words and skip over the rest. I only picked up on yours because it was directed at me, if it weren't for that it would've been automatically relegated it to "inferior intellect, ignore to prevent stupidity from spreading."
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:18 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Swing and a miss.

If this website was a cock, you'd be the smegma.
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:25 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Swing and a miss.

If this website was a cock, you'd be the smegma.
An American experimental noise group formed in Pasadena, California in 1973 and currently based in Portland, Oregon? Pshh, ok dude.
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