The Fake Argument Thread

Alfred · 12-05-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ToeAndno

Oh Alfred, after all the support I've given you. Now I realise you were the load your mother should've swallowed.

She might have had the chance to swallow your load if you didn't always blow it up Conan's dad's ass.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-05-2009, 01:48 PM

Can we just agree that you're both sick bastards who are probably masturbating to this thread as we speak?

Alfred · 12-05-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Can we just agree that your both sick bastards who are probably masturbating to this thread as we speak?

I noticed that you took a long absence. Did the thought of ToeAndno banging your dad turn you on a little too much?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-05-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

I noticed that you took a long absence. Did the thought of ToeAndno banging your dad turn you on a little too much?

I think somebody missed me. Wuv you sweatums

Alfred · 12-05-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I think somebody missed me. Wuv you sweatums

Is that what your father said when he got back from ToeAndno's place?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-05-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

Is that what your father said when he got back from ToeAndno's place?

Can't two guys get together, have some beer and bang your mom?

right-track · 12-05-2009, 02:01 PM

Leader board updated.

Alfred continues to lead the pack showing a killer instinct rare for one so young.
Urban moves up into second place proving that quality is far superior to quantity.
Much the same Jackhammer, followed closely by Conan who seems to be playing a numbers game on a hit and miss basis.
Bernard enters the fray with some success.

Please note: Points will only be awarded for creative arguing, or epic pwnage.
Anything less will be treated with abject disinterest.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-05-2009, 02:18 PM

Yeah we get it. Everyone's parents are whores. Think of something original for once.

Or can't you type without your hand down your pants?

FadedMyxomatosis · 12-05-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Yeah we get it. Everyone's parents are whores. Think of something original for once.

Or can't you type without your hand down your pants?

Masturbating with pants on? Might as well be anally pleasuring myself with a bar of soap.

Rickenbacker · 12-05-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis

Masturbating with pants on? Might as well be anally pleasuring myself with a bar of soap.

Crickets

12-05-2009, 01:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-05-2009, 02:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Leader board updated. Alfred continues to lead the pack showing a killer instinct rare for one so young. Urban moves up into second place proving that quality is far superior to quantity. Much the same Jackhammer, followed closely by Conan who seems to be playing a numbers game on a hit and miss basis. Bernard enters the fray with some success. Please note: Points will only be awarded for creative arguing, or epic pwnage. Anything less will be treated with abject disinterest.

12-05-2009, 02:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Yeah we get it. Everyone's parents are whores. Think of something original for once. Or can't you type without your hand down your pants?