The Fake Argument Thread

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by Alfred

Just because this statement applies to you, doesn't mean that this thread contributes to nothing. It has put a smile on many people's faces.

The only time you make anyone smile is when you let your father sodomize you.

Naww... that's still not smiling, it's just the botox.

[Alfred]

Great, now he's probably going to go commit suicide. Can't you be nice enough to let him think that SOMEONE appreciates him?

[NumberNineDream]

Originally Posted by right-track

Fake Argument/Pwnage Leader Boards UPDATE

1st: Alfred 5
2nd: Freebase Dali 5
3rd: Awwsugar 4
4th: Urban 4
5th: anticipation 3
6th: ToeAndno 3
7th: Dr.Seussicide 3
8th: Jackhammer 3
9th: Conan 3
10th: VEGANJELLYHEAD 2
11th: Antonio 2
12th: Bernard 2
13th: boo boo 2
14th: FadedMyxomatosis 1

Strictly as a spectator (no pwnage by me):

When points are rewarded, can you quote on which post?
These guys are typing a 100 posts/second.

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis

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YOU SICKO!!! DON'T YOU KNOW IT IS WRONG TO BE MEAN TO ANIMALS!!!??!! You should NEVER NEVER NEVER feed a decaying, spoiled cow carcass to a cute, pajama clad ANIMAL BABY who still lacks most teeth (notice the drool...a sign of teething) unless you are trying to KILL said baby.

Oh dear...*are* you trying to kill the baby? I suppose if that is your intent, you could make a fair argument for it, since little babies are plump and juicy and plentiful...and not very fast.

Originally Posted by right-track

Fake Argument/Pwnage Leader Boards UPDATE

3rd: Awwsugar 4
10th: VEGANJELLYHEAD 2

What!?! I only have TWO points now?! Lite-Trak, how did I manage to lose a point?!

AND WHY DID I LOSE MY VAGINA!

Last time I checked, I had THREE points, not TWO. And, to add insult to injury, you have taken away the VAGINA in VAGINAJELLYHEAD.
You, man, have gone too far. TOO far, I say.

[Akira]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

AND WHY DID I LOSE MY VAGINA!

It wasn't getting any action, so it's gone elsewhere for a beef injection.

[right-track]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

AND WHY DID I LOSE MY VAGINA!

It was butchered during a cut and pasting session.
Keep yer knickers on, it's back.

Originally Posted by ToeAndno

It wasn't getting any action, so it's gone elsewhere for a beef injection.

Get in! +1

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

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And for such a dedicated vegan you've really been flogging this dead horse of a thread all fucking week.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Now, if the horse had ever been alive, then flogging it *would* be anti-vegan, I'd say. Of course, now that I know how much you love my long posts, I may make them even l o n g e r to make up for the shortness of yours. See how tiny your post is? It is hard to even tell you made an entry! Maybe there is a tiny malicious side in me, after all.

You could have been flogging it to tenderise the meat

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

You could have been flogging it to tenderise the meat

I don't get into flogging the sausage like you do.

[right-track]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Oh, good. I thought your removal of the "vagina" from your little pet name for me meant you were starting to go soft on me. I'm glad to know you are still very, very hard. Hard-hearted, that is...if we can call that pulsing, blood-engorged organ of yours a "heart."

Vagina still a bit tender is it?