^That's rich coming from you! @Urban

I came to work and I've been working my ass off since I got here. Phew...I need a break soon. :D

Made out with 5 chicks. Then got on MB with nothing better to do.

I smoked crack with former Teletubby Tinky Winky

http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv/fam/bi...y01/tink1b.jpg

And i also turned into a tractor :)

I punched Juliet Casablancas in the stomach, then stole her husband, drank my height in vodka, and somehow lost an eye in the process. I now have an eyepatch

I dismantled an atomic bomb and turned it into a flower bed.

Today I discovered humility

It exists?

On my lunch break I went to the lake and sat on the bench jerking off at all the hot chicks jogging by. Then I wanted a mocha type drink but I didn't have my wallet so I went to the chocolati place and ordered a drink and when she told me the total I punched her in the face.

Reading that punching the face part made me kinda horny.

Speaking of horny, I went to the shrink today and we had a long talk about childhood memories and so on. On that couch, I remembered that my first ever sexual fantasy involved Krang from the Ninja Turtles, you know - that pink brain in that robot suit. The shrink says it explains a desire for knowledge, which for me is not a mental pursuit at all, just a pure physical lust-driven thing - boners and all.

It's pretty weird, but that's what she told me.

Also, I saw a Billy Corgan lookalike reality show on MTV today and I'm sure the winning contestant was Jackhammer.