Your Day - The Complete and Utter BS Version

Guybrush · 02-01-2010, 09:08 AM

This thread is just for community chit chat, a bit like Your Day or the Sexual Experience thread. There's only one rule :

Nearly everything you post has to be utter and complete BS.

You can of course be truthful about your enjoyment of other people's BS statements, stories and the like, but if you describe your day or write about that time something like that happened, it has to be fabricated and untruthful Bullsh*te.

Hopefully this will cause all sorts of confusion somewhere down the line when people just join in the thread without reading the first post as so often happens. Maybe it won't - maybe it'll never be fun, but let's give it a shot.

Alright, starting from .. NOW!

Guybrush · 02-01-2010, 09:17 AM

So today I was watching this WW2 documentary, the kind we've all seen X amount of times in one shape or another and it struck me : What about all the good things Hitler did? Everyone knows history was written by the victors and I'm guessing he couldn't have "fooled" those millions of germans if he wasn't on to something.

I went on ebay and had a look and I found some Mein Kampf and other nazi paraphenilia. I ended up spending 500 euros, but at least I'll have something to play with for the next few days.

Oh, and a message to the guys who keep cyb0ring : We can read your PMs.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-01-2010, 10:53 AM

Had a threesome with Vegangelica & a turnip.

**Janszoon** · 02-01-2010, 10:59 AM

I just ate a really nasty tasting turnip.

right-track · 02-01-2010, 11:03 AM

Today I accidentally had a tattoo of Benito Mussolini done on the back of my leg.

I only nipped out for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread.

right-track · 02-01-2010, 11:11 AM

Which is an improvement on yesterday when I ended up with this one while visiting friends.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-01-2010, 11:15 AM

Is that what happens when a domestic housecat gets fucked by a tiger?

Where's Tore when you need him.

right-track · 02-01-2010, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Is that what happens when a domestic housecat gets fucked by a tiger?

Where's Tore when you need him.

You'll have to ask the missus for the answer to that one.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-01-2010, 11:18 AM

I feel ill

**Janszoon** · 02-01-2010, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Today I accidentally had a tattoo of Benito Mussolini done on the back of my leg.

I only nipped out for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread.

That's better than your other leg:

02-01-2010, 09:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Your Day - The Complete and Utter BS Version This thread is just for community chit chat, a bit like Your Day or the Sexual Experience thread. There's only one rule : Nearly everything you post has to be utter and complete BS. You can of course be truthful about your enjoyment of other people's BS statements, stories and the like, but if you describe your day or write about that time something like that happened, it has to be fabricated and untruthful Bullshte. Hopefully this will cause all sorts of confusion somewhere down the line when people just join in the thread without reading the first post as so often happens. Maybe it won't - maybe it'll never be fun, but let's give it a shot. Alright, starting from .. NOW! __________________ Something Completely Different*

02-01-2010, 09:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	So today I was watching this WW2 documentary, the kind we've all seen X amount of times in one shape or another and it struck me : What about all the good things Hitler did? Everyone knows history was written by the victors and I'm guessing he couldn't have "fooled" those millions of germans if he wasn't on to something. I went on ebay and had a look and I found some Mein Kampf and other nazi paraphenilia. I ended up spending 500 euros, but at least I'll have something to play with for the next few days. Oh, and a message to the guys who keep cyb0ring : We can read your PMs. __________________ Something Completely Different

02-01-2010, 10:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Had a threesome with Vegangelica & a turnip. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I just ate a really nasty tasting turnip. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-01-2010, 11:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Is that what happens when a domestic housecat gets fucked by a tiger? Where's Tore when you need him. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

02-01-2010, 11:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Today I accidentally had a tattoo of Benito Mussolini done on the back of my leg. I only nipped out for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread.

02-01-2010, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Which is an improvement on yesterday when I ended up with this one while visiting friends.

02-01-2010, 11:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I feel ill __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.