I just got done my English exam, as well as my final drama monologue. I have to leave for my piano recital in Toronto soon, probably won't be back until the AM.

Just all snazzed up to go find a girl in town to kick it with today. Decided to rail a few lines before I left. When I went to leave, the deadbolt latch on the door jammed, so now im stuck inside, 5 floors up.

Ended up having to piss in a bottle.

yes of course! ;)

I got a lot of ass.

I got more ass than him.
Gave a little too.

Tried to get some bud off a *** dude today in san fran. After I got there he said I Couldnt have it unless I sat in his comfy chair and let him blow me while watching 'pussy porn'

Apparently, that makes it hetero.

It's pouring cats and dogs today! But I said f it and walked to work instead of taking the bus. So I get to work all soaking wet and tell my boss hey boss I can't possibly work under these conditions just look at me and he said yeah you're right why don't you go home so I got on the bus and went back home and I've been jerking it all day.

I thought that was a true story.

shhh... they are actually all true, I was hoping no one caught on. Hopefully this post is overlooked and I can continue to post my crazy adventures in life here. I couldn't make the shit up I've written here.