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right-track 08-01-2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 910922)
Not sure if I understand this one.

A normal socket in the UK & Ireland have 3 holes, but the shavers always have the 2 prongs.
The guy was after a 3 pronged adapter with 2 holes, which is what he needs.
He tried to fit the 2 prong into a 3 holed socket...we're talking about the Irish here. :laughing:

Janszoon 08-01-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 910930)
A normal socket in the UK & Ireland have 3 holes, but the shavers always have the 2 prongs.

Ah, I see.

*Tries to avoid obvious ménage à trois jokes*

Aimbot 08-01-2010 06:23 PM

Why do you not believe in God.

Janszoon 08-01-2010 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Aimbot (Post 911017)
Why do you not believe in God.

Huh?

right-track 08-01-2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 911020)
Huh?

He's either in the wrong thread, or he's stupid.
Which would make it the right thread.

Janszoon 08-01-2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 911025)
He's either in the wrong thread, or he's stupid.
Which would make it the right thread.

:laughing:

boo boo 08-01-2010 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 910888)
I hate annoying 10 year old kids.

My little brother is like 12 now and he's very annoying.

One time when he was like 10 I was playing Sonic 1 on the mega collection, I was in Marble Zone and had like 8 or so lives. He just swiped the controller from my hands and hes just goofing around and then he asks "which button makes you jump?" and I say "ALL OF THEM DUMBASS" and somehow he manages to die 5 times in one minute then I get pissed off and take the controller back.

Assh*le.

Raust 08-01-2010 08:41 PM

"Am I aloud to post youtube video's?"

Janszoon 08-01-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Raust (Post 911081)
"Am I aloud to post youtube video's?"

:laughing:

NumberNineDream 08-01-2010 08:45 PM

I just need to post this vid.
That must be the stupidest person on Earth:


Janszoon 08-01-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 911083)
I just need to post this vid.
That must be the stupidest person on Earth:


I don't even know what to say except that's pretty hilarious. :rofl:

But let's not forget this famous stupid moment:


Burning Down 08-01-2010 10:00 PM

She was on the last season of "Amazing Race" with her boyfriend (who was a complete moron) and everyone made fun of her, to her face. She didn't actually appear to be that stupid. I felt kind of sorry for her. But I guess when you've got a minute to say something and there's a million people watching you, it's probably hard to say something even remotely intelligent. I believe they made it all the way to the end but they didn't win.

boo boo 08-01-2010 10:03 PM

I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and assuming it was just ridiculous stage fright, because no one who is that stupid in everyday life could possibly survive.

glastonelle 08-01-2010 10:47 PM

This conversation was with a girl in my old geography class.

Her: "So, you know how like earthquakes happen underground? Can they happen above the ground, or are those tornados?"
Me: -.-

boo boo 08-01-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 911117)
no one who is that stupid in everyday life could possibly survive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 911142)
This conversation was with a girl in my old geography class.

Her: "So, you know how like earthquakes happen underground? Can they happen above the ground, or are those tornados?"
Me: -.-

I stand corrected.

Zaqarbal 08-02-2010 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 911087)
But let's not forget this famous stupid moment:


It could be worse. According to a candidate to Miss Panamá, Confucius was "one of whom invented confusion".


TheCunningStunt 08-02-2010 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 911087)
But let's not forget this famous stupid moment:

[youtube]

I love how the interviewer is looking at her like ":rofl: please stop"

Celladorina 08-02-2010 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 911087)
I don't even know what to say except that's pretty hilarious. :rofl:

But let's not forget this famous stupid moment:


:rofl:

She's super intelligent.

boo boo 08-02-2010 03:28 AM

It's time to balance things out with some male stupidity.






Janszoon 08-02-2010 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 911236)
It's time to balance things out with some male stupidity.


That one looks intentional to me. But the other two are great:

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 911236)

"You want some?!"
"I already have some."
:laughing:

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 911236)

I'm sure I will think of this video every time some pro-gun person is talking about how guns are totally harmless if you're properly trained.

boo boo 08-02-2010 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 911281)
That one looks intentional to me. But the other two are great:

I dunno I think he was staging something but not that part.


Quote:

"You want some?!"
"I already have some."
:laughing:
I think we all know a Cheeseburger Josh IRL.

I feel bad for that guy's parents after seeing this video.

Quote:

I'm sure I will think of this video every time some pro-gun person is talking about how guns are totally harmless if you're properly trained.
Lol.

I hope that guy isn't still doing this. I mean after seeing that dumbass shoot himself and pull out a big gun like that I would be terrified. There's an important distinction between idiot beauty pageant contestants who don't know what Confucianism is and people whose retardedness can actually kill you.

Zaqarbal 08-03-2010 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 911083)
I just need to post this vid.
That must be the stupidest person on Earth:


So he couldn't see the Yeti, then?

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6105/yetihomo.jpg

hissundaygirl09. 08-03-2010 01:17 PM

hi, my diick wants to meet you.. some guy said that to me... :nono: worse pick up line and dumbest thing ever...............

boo boo 08-03-2010 02:26 PM

Actually, that's just a very honest statement. But honesty is overrated sometimes, especially when guys use it as a license to douche.

thomasracer56 08-03-2010 02:56 PM

My sister once said: "There are 24 hours in a day: 12 in the morning, 12 in the afternoon, and 12 at night."

boo boo 08-03-2010 06:03 PM

Please tell me she was 5.

Dr.Seussicide 08-03-2010 07:03 PM

My mom asked me this yesterday:

"If I put the air condition from 17degress to 22degrees, is it hotter or colder?"

:(

thomasracer56 08-03-2010 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 912290)
Please tell me she was 5.

She was 8 or 9.

Janszoon 08-03-2010 07:39 PM

This thread was really missing something without hissundaygirl09 posting in it. Thank heavens she's here now. Phew.

Freebase Dali 08-03-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 912350)
This thread was really missing something without hissundaygirl09 posting in it. Thank heavens she's here now. Phew.

Reminds me of when I forget to add the chicken to the fried chicken recipe... then remember. All is well again.

thomasracer56 08-03-2010 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 912483)
Reminds me of when I forget to add the chicken to the fried chicken recipe... then remember. All is well again.

:laughing: :laughing: fried chicken without chicken=mac&cheese without mac or cheese.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-04-2010 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hissundaygirl09. (Post 912141)
hi, my diick wants to meet you.. some guy said that to me... :nono: worse pick up line and dumbest thing ever...............

Sorry, I won't use it ever again.

downwardspiral 08-05-2010 06:25 AM

Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense.

When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them. :o:

I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko.

Antonio 08-05-2010 06:47 AM

"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..."

both from my one friend, haha. :laughing:

Janszoon 08-05-2010 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 913250)
"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..."

both from my one friend, haha. :laughing:

Nice. :laughing:

I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway?

Zarko 08-05-2010 07:20 AM

At the bike section of a store the other day. I was looking at two push bikes side to side and commented to myself
"Gee, one of these bikes has their pedal on the wrong side of the bike".

Shows the last time I used one of them things.

Antonio 08-05-2010 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 913258)
Nice. :laughing:

I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway?

idk, but it was hilarious

hissundaygirl09. 08-05-2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 912350)
This thread was really missing something without hissundaygirl09 posting in it. Thank heavens she's here now. Phew.

awww at least you appreciate me unlike somebody!! i needed to add some fun here :) :bowdown:

hissundaygirl09. 08-05-2010 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 912795)
Sorry, I won't use it ever again.

No Urban it was not you, it was some dude at a party i went to last summer.. :)

The Bullet 08-05-2010 09:19 PM

One time, me and my mom were in the car, and we were about to leave, but she "forgot" her cell phone. So she called someone on her cell-phone to tell her to bring her cell-phone to the car.


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