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The guy was after a 3 pronged adapter with 2 holes, which is what he needs. He tried to fit the 2 prong into a 3 holed socket...we're talking about the Irish here. :laughing: |
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*Tries to avoid obvious ménage à trois jokes* |
Why do you not believe in God.
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Which would make it the right thread. |
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One time when he was like 10 I was playing Sonic 1 on the mega collection, I was in Marble Zone and had like 8 or so lives. He just swiped the controller from my hands and hes just goofing around and then he asks "which button makes you jump?" and I say "ALL OF THEM DUMBASS" and somehow he manages to die 5 times in one minute then I get pissed off and take the controller back. Assh*le. |
"Am I aloud to post youtube video's?"
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I just need to post this vid.
That must be the stupidest person on Earth: |
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But let's not forget this famous stupid moment: |
She was on the last season of "Amazing Race" with her boyfriend (who was a complete moron) and everyone made fun of her, to her face. She didn't actually appear to be that stupid. I felt kind of sorry for her. But I guess when you've got a minute to say something and there's a million people watching you, it's probably hard to say something even remotely intelligent. I believe they made it all the way to the end but they didn't win.
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I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and assuming it was just ridiculous stage fright, because no one who is that stupid in everyday life could possibly survive.
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This conversation was with a girl in my old geography class.
Her: "So, you know how like earthquakes happen underground? Can they happen above the ground, or are those tornados?" Me: -.- |
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She's super intelligent. |
It's time to balance things out with some male stupidity.
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I hope that guy isn't still doing this. I mean after seeing that dumbass shoot himself and pull out a big gun like that I would be terrified. There's an important distinction between idiot beauty pageant contestants who don't know what Confucianism is and people whose retardedness can actually kill you. |
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hi, my diick wants to meet you.. some guy said that to me... :nono: worse pick up line and dumbest thing ever...............
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Actually, that's just a very honest statement. But honesty is overrated sometimes, especially when guys use it as a license to douche.
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My sister once said: "There are 24 hours in a day: 12 in the morning, 12 in the afternoon, and 12 at night."
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Please tell me she was 5.
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My mom asked me this yesterday:
"If I put the air condition from 17degress to 22degrees, is it hotter or colder?" :( |
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This thread was really missing something without hissundaygirl09 posting in it. Thank heavens she's here now. Phew.
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Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense.
When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them. :o: I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko. |
"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..." both from my one friend, haha. :laughing: |
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I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway? |
At the bike section of a store the other day. I was looking at two push bikes side to side and commented to myself
"Gee, one of these bikes has their pedal on the wrong side of the bike". Shows the last time I used one of them things. |
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One time, me and my mom were in the car, and we were about to leave, but she "forgot" her cell phone. So she called someone on her cell-phone to tell her to bring her cell-phone to the car.
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