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downwardspiral 07-31-2010 04:59 AM

I hope that's a direct copy and paste quote! Frigging grammar.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:01 AM

Direct copy and paste job of course, to display that she's retarded on two different levels.

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 05:02 AM

omg I don't understand Facebook. I actually hate it with a pasison, I never go on unless I go on to check photos or something.

people are just ruthless on there.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:09 AM

I have a load of thick people from school on it that give me the lulz.

Do Babys need a passport or do they go on there mothers ??? = classic.

It was a facepalm laugh though, I didn't think people were that stupid.

NumberNineDream 07-31-2010 05:13 AM

Those stupid chicks are really taking the whole gender down with them.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:14 AM

There's more thick girls than boys I'd say, a lot of it to do with them WANTING to be thick. Because they think being all cute and ditsy is a good thing.

Most of my 'Wow, you're actually really stupid' moments have come when talking to females.

/more sexism

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 05:15 AM

Well you're a Manc, I'd find it hard going through your Facebook and finding a single person that wasn't a moron ;) xxx

Strangely enough I don't really have that many people on my Facebook who put too much cringey stuff. My mum's status updates are debateable though.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:18 AM

Hit me where it hurts. :(

Just the mother letting the side down. I have so so so many thick morons from school, I expect their status updates to be I CAN COUNT TO POTATO, they're really that dim. That's why I use Facebook, and I feel all validated when 7 people 'like' my status. I'm sad like that.

I also like causing football arguments on Facebook. I'm an excellent WUM when it comes to football.

NumberNineDream 07-31-2010 05:19 AM

I have to say I deleted as many female accounts as male accounts, due to their stupidity.
But yeah, girls tend to act stupid as some kind of "cuteness" flirting, which makes me sick personally.

However, guys are more attracted to the stupid girls, that's why they are already your Facebook friends -_-

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:23 AM

No! You've got me all wrong. They just add me from school, and I'm yet to delete them. I can't stand thick people, regardless of gender. But damn, they are sometimes really funny. You should've kept them, just for shits and giggles.

NumberNineDream 07-31-2010 05:25 AM

I prefer deleting them from my life. They somehow are contagious.

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 05:25 AM

Ugh stupid girls grind my gears so bad. A girl I work with acts so dosile around an audience, but she gave me a lift home once and was COMPLETELY different.

I can't think of any more stories! I'm sure I have more, I know a lot of idiots.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 05:32 AM

I wish it were legal to stab girls that act stupid, and then when you say "You're thick." they act all shocked and they're like "no I'm nooooooooooooot" *flutters eye lashes."

"Cheeky"

FOAD.

I know lots of idiots, I have stories tucked away somewhere.

Sljslj 07-31-2010 05:41 AM

This is not a story of a conversation, but it's funny nonetheless. This guy is the dumbest person I've ever met and also the biggest asshole.
This guy decided he wanted to sled down a 300-350 foot long hill... blindfolded. Now this hill ends in a jump and has a metal fence not far beyond the jump. If you have the ability of vision, you can either go in the right direction to avoid it or (with enough speed) jump over it. He goes down the hill and at some point gets turned around backwards, hits the jump and smacks his spine right into a pole in the fence. Completely ****ed up his back and almost paralyzed him. dumbass.

Sljslj 07-31-2010 05:43 AM

Also, the same year, the same guy thought he could ejaculate frozen **** by sticking his balls in the snow and keeping them there for about 10 minutes. ****ing idiotic, right? He's gotta be sterile from that.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 910057)
There's more thick girls than boys I'd say, a lot of it to do with them WANTING to be thick. Because they think being all cute and ditsy is a good thing.

Most of my 'Wow, you're actually really stupid' moments have come when talking to females.

/more sexism

Myth.

I'm pretty sure both genders are equal there.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 910061)
I have to say I deleted as many female accounts as male accounts, due to their stupidity.
But yeah, girls tend to act stupid as some kind of "cuteness" flirting, which makes me sick personally.

However, guys are more attracted to the stupid girls, that's why they are already your Facebook friends -_-

Because they are also stupid and have a serious issue with girls that make them feel inferior.

People in general take pride in being stupid it's not even something I think has to do with gender. Only girls justify their stupidity as being cute and guys justify it as being manly.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:24 AM

Please can we not turn this thread into yet another feminist/boys vs girls thread?

Instead, can we just make fun of thick people?

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:24 AM

Well it wouldn't happen as much if you weren't saying such blatantly sexist sh*t all the time.

Janszoon 07-31-2010 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 910088)
Well it wouldn't happen if you weren't saying such blatantly sexist sh*t all the time.

Pot, meet kettle.

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 06:26 AM

He was just putting it down to personal experience. I would say the same, but it might just be the case that girls surface it more often, usually for attention, and boys tend to act stupid in their own privacy. No need to cry.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 910088)
Well it wouldn't happen as much if you weren't saying such blatantly chauvinist sh*t all the time.

.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downwardspiral (Post 910090)
He was just putting it down to personal experience. I would say the same, but it might just be the case that girls surface it more often, usually for attention, and boys tend to act stupid in their own privacy. No need to cry.

I'm pretty sure internet trolls are almost exclusively a guy thing so I think you're on to something there except that I know tons of guys who are stupid in public too.

I find the great majority of people to be stupid, mostly due to bad education and stupid social standards and thus neither gender is safe from it, I just tend to dislike it from guys more because their kind of stupidity is more likely to get me killed.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 910088)
Well it wouldn't happen as much if you weren't saying such blatantly sexist sh*t all the time.

:banghead:

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 06:31 AM

Are you saying girls aren't as threatening as guys? You're saying they're inferior then? Sexist pig.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 910094)
:banghead:

Stop banging your head on me.

Get it? Cause I'm the brick wall. Yeah I know I'm thick. I'm a guy what can I do?

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:33 AM

I have one - an ex of mine spelled sandwich like 'samwich'

And I was like lolwut?

And she was like that's how you spell it!

I was like no.

She's academically more intelligent than me, Uni student... But Jesus Christ.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downwardspiral (Post 910095)
Are you saying girls aren't as threatening as guys? You're saying they're inferior then? Sexist pig.

No I'm saying guys are way more f*cking aggressive and wouldn't you know it, there's an actual scientific basis for that belief. Testosterone baby.

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 910099)
I have one - an ex of mine spelled sandwich like 'samwich'

And I was like lolwut?

And she was like that's how you spell it!

I was like no.

She's academically more intelligent than me, Uni student... But Jesus Christ.

Heh.

There are various kinds of intelligences, I know people who are brilliant at some things but buttf*ck retarded at others.

I think people are way too quick to call someone stupid because of one thing they aren't well versed at. When they could be very well educated at other things. People tend to learn most about the things that interest them especially if they have something like aspergers.

Heh, I'm stupid at most things. I'm a bad speller, my handwriting is terrible, I suck at math, can't follow directions, etc. But at least I know how to dip an Oreo.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 910103)
Heh, I'm stupid at most things. I'm a bad speller, my handwriting is terrible, I suck at math, can't follow directions, etc. But at least I know how to dip an Oreo.

What CAN you do?!

boo boo 07-31-2010 06:44 AM

Also I can't drive, swim, cook (other than basis things) or tie my shoes (velcro <3).

I wasn't kidding when I said I was diagnosed with aspergers, part of that being nonverbal learning disorder.

Cerebral hemisphere was probably damaged from drug and alcohol consumption during pregnancy.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:54 AM

I can't swim, my sense of direction is terrible and I'm sh*t at maths. They're my only hindrances.

Out of all three, I'd like to be a strong swimmer.

If you could improve one think you're not very good at, what would it be?

downwardspiral 07-31-2010 06:55 AM

Exercising.

Janszoon 07-31-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 910111)
I can't swim...

And yet you live on an island. Weird.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 910113)
And yet you live on an island. Weird.

I can swim but really really badly, if I can't keep my head above water and my feet can't touch the floor - I'll die. I hate the water.

boo boo 07-31-2010 07:04 AM

I take back the part about being retarded. I'm not retarded because my IQ level isn't below average.

But I do have a genuine learning disabillity. Enough so that I'm not considered able to join the work force so I've been getting disabillity checks for ages. It's also a primary reason I dropped out of public school.

Living with me would be extremely difficult because there are a lot of things I'm not capable of doing. I have a serious issue with motor skills, cordination, rote memory, social skills, spatial problem solving and difficulty identifying humor. I'm slow at perception, I'm often the last person to "get" something".

I'm telling you this now because you raised the question and it's never something I've wanted to bring up before in fear of people not taking me seriously because they think I'm retarded but no one takes me seriously anyway so I might as well confirm what everyone has always suspected.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 910119)
I take back the part about being retarded. I'm not retarded because my IQ level isn't below average.

But I do have a genuine learning disabillity. Enough so that I'm not considered able to join the work force so I've been getting disabillity checks for ages. It's also a primary reason I dropped out of public school.

Living with me would be extremely difficult because there are a lot of things I'm not capable of doing. I have a serious issue with motor skills, cordination, rote memory, social skills, spatial problem solving and difficulty identifying humor. I'm slow at perception, I'm often the last person to "get" something".

cheques*

I never noticed before, you don't come off like you have any disability or anything.

Janszoon 07-31-2010 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 910122)
cheques*

It's spelled "checks" in this part of the world, homes.

TheCunningStunt 07-31-2010 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 910124)
It's spelled "checks" in this part of the world, homes.

The English language... you guys just had to f*cking ruin it.

Center, Favorite, Color... and now "checks".

Outrage.

boo boo 07-31-2010 07:13 AM

Well I think the more observant people have seen the signs. How I tend to be the person most likely not to get a joke, how I often forget details about other members even if they've told me a thousand times, how I misinterpret what people say so easily.

People probably just assumed I was stupid and well yeah, I am, but there's a biological reason for it. I'm pretty much mildly brain damaged.


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