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Old 05-25-2008, 12:27 AM   #101 (permalink)
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" Are there trees in the rainforest?"
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Old 05-25-2008, 10:35 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept *** people"
And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept ***s..but what about the lesbians??"
I have one somewhat like that:

"That kid's so homophobic, he's afraid of straight people."

...we never let him live that one down.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:52 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Not really that stupid since it's actually true.
'Steely Dan sounds like some sex toy'.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:54 AM   #104 (permalink)
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my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:15 PM   #105 (permalink)
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One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:11 PM   #106 (permalink)
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What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to you
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:35 PM   #107 (permalink)
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One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?
haha, wow. Don't you hate when people don't get the simplest jokes? Then you have to explain it and it just ruins the joke. Then you're mad at your friend all night.



One of my friends said that some of Behemoth's material sounds like old Cradle of Filth. I haven't heard anything before "Cruelty and the Beast," so I can't vouch for that, but my friend thinks of Midian as "old" Cradle of Filth.

Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.
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Old 06-01-2008, 05:44 PM   #108 (permalink)
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he probably thought it meant good

EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak
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Old 06-04-2008, 02:38 PM   #109 (permalink)
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A little homeschooled 16 year old seriously asked me how to spell "the" ....
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:15 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Friend: Ok, if you had to rate me what you I be?

Me: um...On a scale from 1-10?

Friend: Yeah

Me: Ok, on a scale from 1-10 you are Hitler.


Actual conversation haha.
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