nevermind

::Shocked expression::

"Have you heard of Bob Dylan?"

"No."

I think we have a winner here.

/facepalms

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

OMG! haha

Why did they have to be from Ohio? They give our state a bad name :(

the weatherman werent really that bad, at least they had good intentions
obama wasnt even old enough

people are stupid
as hell
Dumb****istan

Oh, and this:



The BEST part is at 5:00 minutes.

Those americans are scary
I was ignorant of the fact that people could be so damned ignorant!

"There's no point of playing the guitar if you don't know how to shred."

"You have bad taste in music because you don't listen to the radio."

Both of which were aimed at me. :(

I had a similar incident once. Except they said "You don't know anything about music." :(

That would piss me off so much.

"heavy metal isnt rock, its in its own genre"

aaaargggh!!!
on the balance of entertainment and aggravation
Its slowly tipping into blind fury at the rest of the world

"Who is Stalin" I find an equally stupid question that I've been asked more than once.

Today in Algebra 2

Regarding our homework
Teacher: Ok I want all of you to just do the odd numbers

Genius: What are odd numbers?

Teacher: Please leave

in response to me saying that nirvana are underrated...

"are you kidding?
nirvana was influential.
they started an entire movement that changed music forever.
you know all that screamo **** you listen to today?
well it all came from nirvana."

While reading a book about race relations in 7th grade, my friend leans over to me and points at the n-word in his book and says, "What does this word mean?"

He was 13 years old V_V

Also, another person more recently, "Angus Young is the best guitarist ever!!!" "No, he really isn't." "What the hell!?! Yes he is!"

Reminds me of this one incident in geography class. One kid pointed at the country Niger on the map and shouted, "Hey, there's a country called nigg--!"

You're only in 7th grade?

10th. If I was in 7th I wouldn't have said anything about a grade, both because it would be unnecessary and because then everything I said would be devalued because of age ^_^

Ehh I'm only in 8th grade, but I could care less, and considering my birthday isn't until august I'm probably the youngest person on MB as well.

Could've fooled me :D

in 8th grade this one girl asked where babies come

I was in a seventh-grade biology class when some girl mispronounced the word "organism" like "orgasm."

Only half the class laughed.

^lol

"I don't know what Charlie Brown's last name is!"
Piceless.

I've seen this happen often. :laughing:

Another informed letter in today's newspaper:


"As a 13-year veteran of the Navy and the Coast Guard, I see these as the three greatest disasters in American history:

1. The bombing of Pearl Harbor.

2 The destruction of the World Trade Center.

3. The election of Barack Hussein Obama.

We survived the first two. I am not optimistic about the third one."


::Shocked expression::

About 10 years ago I was scoring some stuff from some dip**** one night and you know how you have to kind of hang around and talk with them so they can make sure you are cool and he was really overweight and dumb and he told me he had this hot girlfriend who was "1/2 black, 1/2 Mexican, and 1/2 Puerto Rican." I just said "cool."

Faggots like this make me want to bash my head into a wall.

"Oh my God.
The version of Simple Plan is much better."

qouted from Turtles "Happy Together" video on youtube.

In my Criminal and Civil Law course in high school.

*teacher says something about an ostrich (don't remember what)*
Girl: What's an ostrich?
*class laughs and teacher tells her what an ostrich is*

*teacher says something about e-mails*
*same girl raises hand*
Teacher: Don't tell me you don't know what an e-mail is.
*girl actually cries*
:laughing:

being amish is probably hard enough for her..

That's what she said.

I was in the lunch room, it's crowded so my friends and I are sitting with a couple of blondes.....so I'm discussing Barack Obama winning the election with my pal Brian, when one of the blondes says "I don't like Obama." She was a empty log no doubt, but I had to ask anyway "Why, because he's black?" and I'm not joking this was her reply, "Well, I'm not racist or anything, but yeah y'know what if he decides to make Muslim legal."
I stared at her for a few moments then...."You stupid ****."

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"

lol

England isn't an autonomous country. It's part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Last year in my bio class a girl kept questioning all this evolution stuff, and then we were in a group doing a project and she told me she didn't believe in fossils. She didn't think there could be imprint on a rock like that. Her dad is an Orthodox minister, but still...