rose colored glasses my friend.

yes, she was duly informed of how to address that envelope.

she didn't believe me, of course.

thought i had imagined the whole thing up.

she thought UK stood for unknown . . .

bump

:bringit:

This makes me rage.

lol...
my friend fought with me tooth and nail tryign to prove that he thought glass was a liquid...in all reality...it's not

It technically is, it's just incredibly dense.

Edit: Although Wikipedia begs to differ, it's an amorphous solid! My physics teacher was such a liar.

glass is made out of sand, it's not a liquid.

do you think they just stick the sand together? has to be melted down first

Glass is a liquid...:/ in a loose sense...

Apparently something like a sticker moving down glass proves its liquid. I dunno where I heard it from.

Glass is a gas. It's true, I swear.

Girl from my science class:

"Oh! We live on the Earth and not in it!"

"Why's your peanut butter brown?"

Oh lord...

"I like how Obama changed the gas prices." Umm... what the fuck?

ok, this whoel glass is a liquid thign came up as we were walkign past an old house. the windows where fatter at the bottom...he said see look glass is a liquid. i said hey look back in the olden days glass was put in the windows hot therefore it was still in a light liquid state but yet incredibly hot. so it moved its way down before being slowly cooled so it does not get air bubbles or crack and/or get brittle

Women can't vote?

jesus christ? i hope your saying someone said that....not you sayign that.

read this on youtube....


"i love hardcore music,i love mosh pits,i hate hardcore dancing,i hate getting hurt"

is'nt that the point...


and also

my friend said this

"the double bass kicks is the worst part of hardcore"

is'nt that the best part?

Girl looking through a US History book (in high school, mind you):

Thomas Jefferson was a president!?

When watching a film on the Holocaust it showed pictures of some of the victims and how skinny they were.

Person: What they aint eat?

Crackaz can't be eating cuz theyre 2 stoopid and wh!te...

4sho cracka's B tripN

"After conquering Gaul in 51 AD, Julius returned to Rome with his legions in 49 BC."

according to my comparative civilizations teacher, julius caesar could time travel

My History teacher: 6 billion men were drafted in the second world war and 10 billion women were too.

So according to her there were over 16 billion people on earth back then, that’s American public schooling for ya! :thumb:

A friend an I were talking about how the economy is really bad and Bush put us in a war that drains our economy. The girl next to me interrupts

"He is such an dumb ass, why don't we just print more money and give it to people?"

Haha, that's an response a 12-year old would give.

We were watching the movie Red dawn in class today.

Moron: Did this actually happen?

your teacher is probably awesome if he puts red dawn on for your class

One morning a few weeks ago I was in a diner and while I was waiting for my food I pulled out a book and started reading, the waitress asked me "what are you readin' for?" Not "what are you reading?" but "what are you reading for?"... yeah a piece of me died... food was good though.

in school someone called me by my last name and asked me what my last name was. . .

Dumbest thing ever was when some girl came up to the bus stop and asked me if the bus had come yet.

Seriously people, just don't do this.

It was in speech class and we were going to do debates and the teacher was listing off examples. The teacher brought up homosexuality to be debated. Someone from my former church (I don't go to mass anymore) then said "I'm catholic I was told not to like homosexuals". Another person rose up and said "My church says the same thing". It was one of those moments where everyone was like what the **** just happend? I hate bigoted ass holes.

"Can you choke on your dreams?"

Canada? Where's that?

There's no such thing as Canada!

I hate it when my mom asks me if my food is good. Duh! I'm eating it for a reason.

"How do you spell "a"?"

"Pete Wentz is a genious".


Please shoot yourself.

He is. He made money off of some of the most shit songs in recent memory. It takes a smart man to pull that off.

well, someone heard my system because i was giving them a ride home and they said this:

" yo dawg, what size submoofers you got back in da trunk dawg? Is themz 15's? You need to turn it down dawg, my urrrs are hurting dawg. You must be pushing themz with 1000 watts. "

Then i was like, nah man, i don't know exactly what you said, but that is 1600 rms. I guess he never heard a decent system before, lol

on the other hand...http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...tml#post516785

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