ha, audiophiles are awesome

Girl in my class: "Is Obama president of Florida too?"
after looking at a map of the us: "Ohh so he's the president of all these little places?"

Tsk...8th graders.

I'm scared for the future of this country. :yikes:

The guy who sits in front of me in my Philosophy class once said to me that "ignorancy is the root of all evil".

hahahahaha


i remember in grade school kids used to ask me how to spell was.


F**KING WAS!

A friend of mine once told me to "Quit being so cynisistic". (I think it might be "cynical" and "sarcastic"...)

One of my fave came from co-worker though. I overheard him on the phone telling a vendor to "Stick your head up your ass and kiss mine!". Wha?

:rofl:

This one isn't stupid, just a slip of the tongue, but my wife was talking about her old hatchback car one time and she called it a "hunchback" which caused me and my mother-in-law to burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter for the next 20 minutes or so.

My girlfriend asked me what anarchy is today.

Sometimes I worry about people

I saw my friend today who I hadnt seen since before spring break. This what he said to me "Hey Kenny! Dude I went to Canada for spring break and guess what they speak English not Canadian!"

I work tech support. Had a guy call in on a relay call looking for the audio drivers to his motherboard. Imagine, a deaf guy upset that he has no sound on his computer.

one of the strangest ever for me

Work never ceases to be a breeding ground for some of the craziest comments.

Yesterday I told my co-worker I was going to Taco Bell for lunch. She said “Oh my god…how can you even think of eating Mexican food while this swine flu thing is going on?”

There are sooo many things wrong with that sentence…I don’t even know where to start.

Yesterday a kid sneezed on another kid and the other kid yells "nigga what the fuck!? I better not be getting no swan flu!" Yeh he actually said "swan flu".

i f'cking loled. That is great!

Some kid said swan flue at my school not too long ago, too.

Education bad for the black man, baaad.

My mental picture of this whole situation is funnier than the situation itself. I just imagined 2 black dudes arguing, and this frail white kid named Kenny sitting in the corner contemplating suicide/double homicide.

My kindergarten TEACHER spelled "the" ... "th"

I swear to god that that is the truth.

I went to Catholic school.

This.

OMG me 2!!!

The white man is trying to posion his mind with knowledge.

hahaha yeh I was kinda shocked, I just said "he just said sawn flu, he really just said swan flu.....wow". But of course there are other times when I felt like that, more so when Ive had to spend 4 hrs in a testing room where 2 very large black chicks insisted in showing the class new dance moves and then telling stories about how "bitches be trippin" at burger king. This is my life.

bitties in the BK Lounge, man. them cracka-bitches be ballin'.

I feel bad for you guys, I really do. I'm so glad I don't have to put up with anything like this in my present life. At my college, everyone is in their right minds. Nobody says anything outrageously brain-dead.

WOO college!!

Neo con family members constantly tell me fascism and socialism are the same thing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...-4_681576c.jpg

I'm sure this fellow would have something to say about that.

I am usually the one that says stupid things to people haha!

A couple days ago, my entire English class was watching the Barcelona vs. Manchester United game. Granted none of the white kids in my class watch soccer, but some kid asked "Where's Barcelona from?"

Somebody on here said that they enjoy reading coryallen's posts :D

once again, i didn't feel like reading all the posts, so i skipped to the end before finding out if someone already explained this one.

lincoln once said he never met a man he didn't like. it may have been an off-hand way of calling her dad a jerk

Yeah but you're a hot blonde, you're just doing your job.

The other day my mom made me and my cousin the best grilled cheese sandwhich of my entire life with provolone cheese and I thought to myself "this is really good, I wonder if this is what they use in mozarella sticks..."

:laughing:

Even more funny because I had to re-read that to figure out why it was stupid. lol. It's too early in the AM.

I was sure as **** that mozarella sticks were made with cheddar.

All of you are wrong, mozzarella sticks are made fresh, natural mongolian infants. :usehead:

"You're not vietnamese! You're asian!"

(in my physics class)

me: It just doesn't seem plausible that jesus was the son of god.
girl who sits in front of me: So you think it's just a coincidence that he was born in the year 0? oh please

Two coworkers talking just now…I had to laugh out loud.

Coworker# 1: The material is from Austria
Coworker# 2: Australia?
# 1: No…Austria.
#2: ………. I wonder if that’s in Brazil….

FFS. Is this for real? OMG.

I remember hearing that when (ex) Pres. Bush was visiting Slovakia he said that he couldn't wait to sample the beaches. It's land locked you bloody twat.

This was in my junior English class
We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about:

Revolutionary War
World War I
World War II
Vietnam
Korea
Veterans

ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in?
ME: what the hell are you talking about
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war
ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : *looking at me like im crazy* then why is it listed with all of those wars

They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with.
I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking.
Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story.

Yes...it's for real. :laughing: I was stunned at first myself.