Stupidity (singer, rock, madonna, jimi hendrix, member)

NSW · 04-17-2008, 10:46 PM

One time, waaaayyyy back in high school, this girl on the bus was talking to me about how she couldn't decide whether to be a vampire, or a vampire slayer. I thought she was joking, so I chuckled, and then she got offended. Yeah, that was pretty weird...

NSW · 05-22-2008, 07:37 PM

So I was just watching "So You Think You Can Dance" (yes, I watch it and love it!), and this girl who auditioned is convinced that she didn't get through because "the judges are racist against tall people".

RoemerMW · 05-24-2008, 11:27 PM

" Are there trees in the rainforest?"

~~asparagus~~ · 05-30-2008, 03:54 AM

my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!

WWWP · 05-30-2008, 12:15 PM

One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 06-01-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

haha, wow. Don't you hate when people don't get the simplest jokes? Then you have to explain it and it just ruins the joke. Then you're mad at your friend all night.

One of my friends said that some of Behemoth's material sounds like old Cradle of Filth. I haven't heard anything before "Cruelty and the Beast," so I can't vouch for that, but my friend thinks of Midian as "old" Cradle of Filth.

Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.

~~The Unfan~~ · 06-05-2008, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.

Actually, what he said makes perfect sense, though I'm not sure if I can think of a "dynamic" Immortal riff. A riff can have a notable amounts of change or complex activities in it, and someone's taste might permit for too much change or complex activity within a riff.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 06-06-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan

Actually, what he said makes perfect sense, though I'm not sure if I can think of a "dynamic" Immortal riff. A riff can have a notable amounts of change or complex activities in it, and someone's taste might permit for too much change or complex activity within a riff.

But here's the dumb thing. He doesn't know that. He's just spouting these words out like he's the know-all of music theory when he spend most of his time playing Guitar Hero, time he should be using to practice playing his bass for us.

mr dave · 05-30-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jesus

What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to you

abba - a very good rock band.

655321 · 06-01-2008, 04:44 PM

he probably thought it meant good

EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak

04-17-2008, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	One time, waaaayyyy back in high school, this girl on the bus was talking to me about how she couldn't decide whether to be a vampire, or a vampire slayer. I thought she was joking, so I chuckled, and then she got offended. Yeah, that was pretty weird... __________________ Hi.

05-22-2008, 07:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	So I was just watching "So You Think You Can Dance" (yes, I watch it and love it!), and this girl who auditioned is convinced that she didn't get through because "the judges are racist against tall people". __________________ Hi.

06-01-2008, 04:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
655321 i ruin threads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: littleton newhampshire Posts: 110	he probably thought it meant good EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak __________________ Well there's one thing to know about this town Not a person doesn't want me underground

05-24-2008, 11:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
RoemerMW Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Klamath Falls, OR Posts: 452	" Are there trees in the rainforest?"

05-30-2008, 03:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~asparagus~~ Account Disabled Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8	my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!