Originally Posted by Davey Moore

I want a castle in southern france, mountains of drugs, especially hallucinogens, I want a model girlfriend whose also a painter and I want to be friends with artists on the avant-garde and indie musicians, and I'm also a speculative fiction writer who revolutionized science fiction/fantasy and made true literary masterpieces in that genre, and also I'm a screenwriter/director whose aggressive visual style and incorporation of pop culture into their work makes me a cross between Fellini and Scorsese.

Yeah all of that. You said unobtainable, right?