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Old 07-06-2010, 03:06 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Nothing is more uncomfy than a boner + tight jeans situation.

I know a guy who told me that when in high school and during class he would just get random boners, one time due to the friction of rubbing his boner against his tight jeans and his desk too many times he just went off and splooged his pants.
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Old 07-06-2010, 04:44 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Nothing is more uncomfy than a boner + tight jeans situation.

I know a guy who told me that when in high school and during class he would just get random boners, one time due to the friction of rubbing his boner against his tight jeans and his desk too many times he just went off and splooged his pants.
Bahahaha poor guy.
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:27 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Nothing is more uncomfy than a boner + tight jeans situation.

I know a guy who told me that when in high school and during class he would just get random boners, one time due to the friction of rubbing his boner against his tight jeans and his desk too many times he just went off and splooged his pants.
At least it was an accident. There's this this kid in my class who, IN ****ING GRADE SIX, whipped out his **** in the middle of science class. He had been jerking off under his desk for a while and then someone saw. The kid yelled and everyone turned around and saw him. We still call him "Lightning Hands".
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:32 PM   #284 (permalink)
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^this happened at my school. he was wanking under the table. creepy little boy.
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:34 PM   #285 (permalink)
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There was a guy in my high school Math class who wanked under the table once and got caught by the teacher!
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:36 PM   #286 (permalink)
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There was a guy in my high school Math class who wanked under the table once and got caught by the teacher!
Did he get suspended or something?
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:37 PM   #287 (permalink)
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...seriously?! Public wankery is THIS common?
I'm scared to go back to school now.
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:40 PM   #288 (permalink)
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Exactly my thoughts gunnels, the closest i've had is one boy got a boner in the boys swimming changing rooms.
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...seriously?! Public wankery is THIS common?
I'm scared to go back to school now.
I wouldn't really call it common... I only know one kid who did it one time, hehe even though we still bug him about it.
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There was a guy in my high school Math class who wanked under the table once and got caught by the teacher!
Exact scenario of the boy at my school haha.
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