The Confessional Thread

[Astronomer]

That's how you do a confession.

[Wpnfire]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

i confess..

i still find the harlem shake mildly amusing.

I still find this hilarious.

Originally Posted by astronomer

such a hipster confession see, my confession is that i enjoy this album:



it's such a nostalgic guilty pleasure, but damnit, i can't help it.

rofl. Even I will admit that they had a few good songs.

[Black Francis]

I genuinely miss the Spice girls, i loved those girls <3

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I made out with a 300+ lb transvestite (male dressing as female) in 2007. I was tequila drunk, but it haunts me to this day.

So many questions, why? Why? AND WHY!?

The fact she was 300lb shoulda been a red light, finding out 'she' was a 'he' another redlight,

And finally sharing the story on the internet, HUGE REDLIGHT!

Now everybody knows you have thing for trannies.

[ThePhanastasio]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

I genuinely miss the Spice girls, i loved those girls <3


So many questions, why? Why? AND WHY!?

The fact she was 300lb shoulda been a red light, finding out 'she' was a 'he' another redlight,

And finally sharing the story on the internet, HUGE REDLIGHT!

Now everybody knows you have thing for trannies.

Haha! I was Frank N Furter for a Rocky Horror cast for a couple of years, one of a few female Franks in the country, and I legitimately had groupies who travelled hours to see me.

We were all having a crazy hotel party after a show, and I was drinking tequila as though it were water. To further make the party epic, we had invited notable audience members to attend. The tranny was one of them. As "she" waxed poetic about how I was the best Frank in the US, my ego was inflated, and I decided that she deserved a make out sesh with the great one. My friends may never let me live it down.

[ladyislingering]

Yesterday I spotted a woman with a child who was screaming its lungs out and having a twitch fit in its kid-habitat. I closed my register as she was walking up to me, and walked away quickly. She didn't question it (I hope) and took her wailing nightmare to New Girl's register.

Today I enjoyed berating someone for attempting to leave a mess for me to clean up.

[Black Francis]

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Haha! I was Frank N Furter for a Rocky Horror cast for a couple of years, one of a few female Franks in the country, and I legitimately had groupies who travelled hours to see me.

We were all having a crazy hotel party after a show, and I was drinking tequila as though it were water. To further make the party epic, we had invited notable audience members to attend. The tranny was one of them. As "she" waxed poetic about how I was the best Frank in the US, my ego was inflated, and I decided that she deserved a make out sesh with the great one. My friends may never let me live it down.

Ofc how can you not notice a 300lb tranny? the weird part is you made out with it. lol

But now i see why you did it, she flattered your ego.
Still dude you have eyes you must've been really wasted to think this was a good idea.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

But now i see why you did it, she flattered your ego.
Still dude you have eyes you must've been really wasted to think this was a good idea.

How does someone seriously blame drunkenness for making out with someone they'd otherwise find repulsive?

I don't care how drunk I get; I'd still never even look at someone with shitty taste in music, or even someone with a stupid accent. (I'm also quite satisfied with the person I've given my heart to, anyway.)

Some people are just un-fuckable, regardless of circumstance.

[ThePhanastasio]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

How does someone seriously blame drunkenness for making out with someone they'd otherwise find repulsive?

I don't care how drunk I get; I'd still never even look at someone with shitty taste in music, or even someone with a stupid accent. (I'm also quite satisfied with the person I've given my heart to, anyway.)

Some people are just un-fuckable, regardless of circumstance.

Did not have sex with. Made out with because Rocky Horror was ego trip central. People were traveling hundreds of miles to see me, because I was considered one of the best in the country.

I'm not proud of it, but I felt like a superhero or something. Plus, I was like, 19 and naive and incapable of handling my liquor.

[Ninetales]

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I don't care how drunk I get; I'd still never even look at someone with shitty taste in music, or even someone with a stupid accent.

Maybe this is a confession but music taste has never factored into who I like/dislike that I can think of

[The Batlord]

I once made out with one of the only female Frank N Furter impersonators.