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ladyislingering 07-19-2014 10:19 PM
Memorable mental nicknames I've given customers today:

- Tumor ass
- Baby prostitute
- Pissflaps McGee
- Farter (they just farted everywhere)

GuD 07-19-2014 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1471291)
Memorable mental nicknames I've given customers today:

- Tumor ass
- Baby prostitute
- Pissflaps McGee
- Farter (they just farted everywhere)
:rofl:

Tumor ass?? Ima need explanations, stat.

The Batlord 07-19-2014 11:22 PM
I'd kind of like explanations for all of them.

ladyislingering 07-20-2014 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1471299)
:rofl:

Tumor ass?? Ima need explanations, stat.
This woman had an ass that was so huge compared to the rest of her body that it seemed ridiculously unnatural. I think she had the largest ass I'd ever seen in my life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1471301)
I'd kind of like explanations for all of them.
Spoiler for Baby Prostitute:
She was probably 12 or 13, dressed in a halter top that was way too small and a skirt that hardly covered her asscheeks. What really pulled Baby Prostitute together was the unfitting and clumsily applied purple eyeshadow. She was the living embodiment of a stereotypical prostitute image, but she was a little girl.


Spoiler for Pissflaps McGee:
Dude had the flabbiest muttonchops ever, and he was rude to me. Dude looked like a walrus fucked a bloodhound, and that's how he was born. Not sure why I felt like calling him Pissflaps McGee but that's just my brain at work.


Spoiler for Farter(s):
At least two customers seemed to be farting everywhere. Or trying to fart on me/next to me. Or they shit their pants. I really don't know. Either way we have some nasty ass people in our store.

Frownland 07-20-2014 01:04 AM
^I think if I had to give a name to baby prostitute it would be "daddy issues".

ladyislingering 07-21-2014 12:56 AM
I had an incredible dream a couple nights ago.

The Batlord 07-21-2014 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1471449)
I had an incredible dream a couple nights ago.
I had the exact same dream the other night. Except replace "Jim Morrison" with "grizzly bear", and turn "shared a kiss with", into "was mauled by". But other than that the parallels were spooky.

ladyislingering 07-21-2014 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1471450)
I had the exact same dream the other night. Except replace "Jim Morrison" with "grizzly bear", and turn "shared a kiss with", into "was mauled by". But other than that the parallels were spooky.
Continue...

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ladyislingering 07-26-2014 12:12 AM
I really love Marc Bolan and appreciate the music he left behind for us to enjoy throughout the ages.... but there are some moments where I genuinely feel that he could have been a better musician if he hadn't been snorting mountains of cocaine.

Sansa Stark 07-26-2014 08:48 PM
I think straight people are disgusting. I mean I don't mean to sound like a heterophobe but I just feel like we have nothing in common / I just can't relate


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