Awkward social situations

~~James~~ · 10-27-2010, 02:01 PM

Morrisons is the best if you want some meat.

downwardspiral · 10-27-2010, 02:02 PM

I always want to make love to food anyway. It's so good. And I'm like "I'LL EAT IT AND THAT WILL BE ALL, THE PLEASURE IS OVER. WHAT MORE CAN I DO?"

I want to take my relationship with food that little bit further.

TheCunningStunt · 10-27-2010, 02:05 PM

Eating food whilst making love to it! That's what we need to do.
I'm a food flid though.
On topic slightly, supermarkets...
Do you ever pick up something and then realise you don't want it/actually need it, so you just dump it somewhere and you hope no one sees you doing it.
I dumped a bottle of vodka in the games isle. Bit awkward.

downwardspiral · 10-27-2010, 02:07 PM

ALL THE TIME. I went to Asda yesterday and picked up some bacon, I didn't need it and the meat aisle is a million miles away from the self service tills so I just put it on one of the women's deodorant shelves.

Not the first time I've put my meat in a woman's product.

Insane Guest · 10-27-2010, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downwardspiral

Not the first time I've put my meat in a woman's product.

That was so ****ing cheesy!!! Funny though...funny.

TheCunningStunt · 10-27-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEMGx

That was so ****ing cheesy!!! Funny though...funny.

That's what she said.

About his penis.

LOL!

downwardspiral · 10-27-2010, 02:21 PM

Your mum gobbled it up without any complaints though!

sorry.

TheCunningStunt · 10-27-2010, 02:24 PM

The fucking slut.

right-track · 10-27-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Really backward Northerners.
"I'm going to to the offy for some tinnies, you want anything?"

Get us half a dozen and a tenner out of the till, lad.

~~Flower Child~~ · 10-27-2010, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Get us half a dozen and a tenner out of the till, lad.

Should come up to 5 bones and a sawbuck.

10-27-2010, 02:02 PM	#102 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	I always want to make love to food anyway. It's so good. And I'm like "I'LL EAT IT AND THAT WILL BE ALL, THE PLEASURE IS OVER. WHAT MORE CAN I DO?" I want to take my relationship with food that little bit further. __________________

10-27-2010, 02:05 PM	#103 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Eating food whilst making love to it! That's what we need to do. I'm a food flid though. On topic slightly, supermarkets... Do you ever pick up something and then realise you don't want it/actually need it, so you just dump it somewhere and you hope no one sees you doing it. I dumped a bottle of vodka in the games isle. Bit awkward. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

10-27-2010, 02:07 PM	#104 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	ALL THE TIME. I went to Asda yesterday and picked up some bacon, I didn't need it and the meat aisle is a million miles away from the self service tills so I just put it on one of the women's deodorant shelves. Not the first time I've put my meat in a woman's product. __________________

10-27-2010, 02:21 PM	#107 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	Your mum gobbled it up without any complaints though! sorry. __________________

10-27-2010, 02:24 PM	#108 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The fucking slut. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

10-27-2010, 02:01 PM	#101 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Morrisons is the best if you want some meat.