Please help support cruelty to vegetables. Salad is murder!

I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....

Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.

Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!

You sick, sick person...

http://www.monctongiftshop.com/image...seen-on-tv.jpg

Worst part is that there are several inventions that are used to torture the poor creatures, just look at that blade chamber that chops them up.

I was so horrified that I just pead my pants.

*badumsh*

Vegetable porn is more interesting

http://www.gamingmight.com/media/Veg...s%20--%206.JPG

Payback's a bitch.....

http://campademics.wdfiles.com/local...r_tomatoes.jpg

A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable :D