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djchameleon 02-17-2011 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1006300)
And to think, I robbed my flatmate of his tomatoes!! Today he yelled at me again for throwing tomatoes at his shed, I committed murder, I admit it now.

Throw me in jail and eat the key why don't you.

"Ma'am step over here please. We are going to have to take you down to the station to process you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

*throws some handcuffs on Vanilla and puts her into the backseat of my crown victoria*

FETCHER. 02-17-2011 04:58 AM

This thread is sick. Why post those pics anyway Conan you bastard.

s_k 02-17-2011 05:45 AM

Eating keys is...
Hey!
Might be a good idea :)

Janszoon 02-17-2011 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1006300)
eat the key why don't you.

Is eating metal really murder?

Zer0 02-17-2011 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1006307)
"Ma'am step over here please. We are going to have to take you down to the station to process you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

*throws some handcuffs on Vanilla and puts her into the backseat of my crown victoria*

I can see where this is going ;)

Howard the Duck 02-17-2011 08:12 AM

it's great fun to see the serial killers at work preparing a salad, in the vein as a movie about an actual serial killer

(sorry, just took my sleep meds and am typing farce)

djchameleon 02-17-2011 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 1006385)
I can see where this is going ;)

No comment. :pimp:

captaincaptain 02-17-2011 11:11 AM

If they can murder us, I say we can murder them.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_USC-UWiw_B...matoattack.jpg

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-17-2011 04:42 PM

I see nobody is worried about the plight of the poor fungi.

Heartless bastards

The Fascinating Turnip 02-17-2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1006300)
And to think, I robbed my flatmate of his tomatoes!! Today he yelled at me again for throwing tomatoes at his shed, I committed murder, I admit it now.

Throw me in jail and eat the key why don't you.

He must be right miffed.


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